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monica lewenski.... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 09:16 GMT

....will be happy to have her old job back..

Title 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 09:39 GMT

I can help but sing a new rendition of Bruce Springsteen

Porn in The USA!

Missed out on a good headline there ;-)

Here we go again 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 09:49 GMT

Puritarian Bible-bashers with no sense of humour. If you can't laugh at yourself, you will end up bitter and twisted with massive chips on your shoulders. It's the only way forward even though there is no IT angle here. (...but I don't suppose you see the humour in this post do you?)

Asbestos suit on...

Very apt 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:04 GMT

Considering that most of the body parts that pornography concentrates on describe Bush very nicely.

Cheap stunt? 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:07 GMT

Surely it should have been described as a "cunning stunt" rather than a cheap stunt...

Free Speech? 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:10 GMT

Right, so cartoons of Mohammed are merely an expression of free speech but a porntrait of the US president (an elected figure and definitely not holy) is "distasteful" and "will cause outrage in America"?

Hypocritical bastards...

Shocking 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:20 GMT

I am actually quite digusted at that picture and this is from a Brit, there is a picture on his ear of a woman giving a blowjob for god sakes.

Portrait 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:27 GMT

As good an idea as it is, what I wasn't expecting was that it's actually a really good portrait

What is the source for all torn up grumble? 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:27 GMT

A Bush! <rimshot />

"Cheap stunt" 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:42 GMT

I don't think it can be classed as a cheap stunt - have you seen the price of porn mags? Or was he using mainly softcore?

Anyway, apart from the obvious ear shot, there isn't much to say 'this is made of porn' - could be any flesh toned pictures.

Good pic 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:52 GMT

I think it's a pretty good likeness. I would never have seen the woman smoking one in his ear if outraged Bob Jones from Tunbridge Wells hadn't pointed it out. Thanks mate, had a hearty laugh as well.

Glue 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:59 GMT

I wonder what he used to get the clippings to stick together?

The look of a hard-nosed Zealot 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:11 GMT

Downturned lips, compressed and constipated...

Somewhat vacant look in the eyes...

Hard-facets of the face indicating closed-mindedness...

Superior view, i.e. he's above you in the picture, indicating self-righteousness.

Only thing wrong: Should have a Swastika on his forehead !

Otherwise, a PERFECT picture!

IMPEACH CHENEY and his stooge, BUSH. Send them to prison for life.

Absolutely bloody disgusting. How dare... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:14 GMT

that artist do this.

I hope the body part owners litigate the hell out of Jonathan Yeo for associating them with such an image.

Armchair Philosophy 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:18 GMT

Bertrand Russell expressed the view that a motivation for studying philosophy should be gaining the ability to understand things from another's perspective. He buttressed the above view by stating he would rather his works be critiqued by his worst enemy trained in philosophy than by someone without training in philosophy. As I've no formal training in philosophy I feel free to pretend to Russell's said benefit from studying philosophy to bash the Republican's viewpoint on Jonathan Yeo's work.

Russell's critique of Hegel in Chapter XXII of 'The History of Western Philosophy' seems to speak directly to Bush and the American, Utopian neocons, and, more especially how the Republican President is viewed. The Hegelian, triadic dialectic of thesis, antithesis and synthesis stems from an Aristotelian view that all is god and god is a thought thinking about itself. The Hegelian dialectic leads to a belief that wholes are better than parts. Translated into political theory the individual must suborn h/is/er rights to the state as the state being comprised of individuals is a higher, more godlike, state than any individual. As the state is closer to god, the president as the head of state is a Christ figure much like the Pope. Bush is Christ and like Christ and other Messiahs a figure not to be trifled with. Bush has said he let Jesus into his heart and he appears to rule by divine right. The neocons as Utopians appear to be of a Hegelian bent much like the Nazis and the Marxists were. The evangelical right that brought Bush to power couldn't have wished for a more deluded, dedicated Messiah to lead them to the promised land of milk and honey in a pure, harmonious capitalist system.

Try it yourself 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:23 GMT

You can make up your own mosaics in a similar fashion by using MacOSaiX and putting in some choice terms in to Google Images.

http://homepage.mac.com/knarf/MacOSaiX/Examples/

Try it with a photo of a colleague and your favourite adjectives for them.

Oh, now I see it! 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:27 GMT

>> I am actually quite digusted at that picture and this is from a Brit, there is a picture on his ear of a woman giving a blowjob for god sakes.

I really couldn't make out any bits, so thanks for pointing that one out; I see it.

Nice overall picture, though. I agree with the above: I'd call it a "cunning stunt".

Viewer: "What is it?"

Artist: "Its a picture of Bush"

Viewer: "What's your medium?"

Artist: "Bush."

Viewer: "No, I mean, what is it made out of?"

Artist: "Bush. Lots of 'em."

Viewer: "Ah."

-dZ.

Another Unpaid Commission? 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:45 GMT

Perhaps the artist could do another picture, only using images of dead bodies from Iraq? After all, sex is immoral and should be restricted, violence is just fine.

Another bush pic... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:52 GMT

...floating around on the net is one made up entirely of different coloured square anus bitmaps. Yes, close up pix of anuses - thousands of em. You could even download a hi-res poster version of it!

I cant find it online any more tho - perhaps the republicans have exercised their illuminati connections and wiped it off the face of the net.

I too would never have seen the woman in his ear if Bob Jones from Tunbridge Wells hadn't pointed it out! Thanks muchly, its hilarious!

Makes a nice change... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:55 GMT

...George Bush talking out of someone else's arse.

Presidential portrait constructed from Reg hack grumblings 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:09 GMT

Using MacOSaiX, here's Dubya constructed using Google Images and Flickr... and "Republicans hammer Brit artist's Bush" terms

http://picasaweb.google.com/torcuill/Mosaics

I'm only slightly worried at the Tony Blair pimple on his forehead.

Its art Daaaaaaahling!

Every Right 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:17 GMT

Regardless if you agree with the material the portrait is made out of, it is a good likeness.

I would like to remind those people in the US who find this objectionable, that the artist has every right to express himself. Freedom of speech is something this country was founded on. Sadly, this is an understanding that has faded a lot since this president was elected. We as a nation have forgotten what was once said by Voltaire and adopted in spirit in our Constitution "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

I always thought 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:38 GMT

that Dubya was a bit of a see you next Tuesday, this just confirms it.

@Greg Nelson 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:47 GMT

Given the subject matter, I suppose it's only appropriate that comments should be a load of pretentious w*nk.

Hegelian triadic dialectic, indeed.

C*ntface has the face of a C*nt 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:50 GMT

Now its official - George Dubya Bush is officially a C*ntface - his face is definetly made out of C*nts and Bush!

cool 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:51 GMT

I wonder how the new aussie porn filter would handle such an image.... probably blow up

Needs better title 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 12:57 GMT

I humbly submit "Jazz mags come together to form big bush."

Howzat ?

I thought that "Many c??nts come together to form biggest c??t" just a ilttle too, well, accurate.

Ask any artist 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 13:00 GMT

skin tones can be tricky.

At least he got his name in the news 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 13:11 GMT

He's a populist artist, who can blame him?

Luckily he doesn't have a beard..... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 13:55 GMT

NT

Errrr... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:20 GMT

What's that going on in his right ear? It's not an earpiece for a change!

Looks like Bush to me 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:22 GMT

I hope he used some skanky pics (like Hustler) because W is one skanky president

monica lewenski.... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:23 GMT

is on his left ear

Actually... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 15:21 GMT

To be even more accurate, the picture should have been composed of Dead Bodies from Iraq, New Orleans, etc.

Taking something good 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 15:48 GMT

taking an ordinarily positive thing and turning it into this creatures

visage is blasphemous. He should have gotten different pictures with different values of dogshit to make this picture otherwise it's just using skin to make skin tones not terribly hard or that brave. I don't

think that using the pixel content of the victims of this cold, heartless, cretinous, despicable, murdering bastard in that way is proper respect for the dead though that too would have made a accurate statement.

Re: Armchair Philosophy 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 16:58 GMT

"president as the head of state is a Christ figure much like the Pope. Bush is Christ and like Christ and other Messiahs a figure not to be trifled with."

But would it be all right to crucify him? Just a little bit, you know, nail him up on, say Friday morning, but take him down on Saturday?

I'd love to see that b4st4rd try to rise from the dead after 3 days.

His left ear 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 16:58 GMT

*His* right ear, I think...

Best bit of Britart I've seen for some time. I'd be interested to know who commissioned it and why they changed their mind, though...

What does this have to do with "Biting the hand that feeds IT" 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 17:43 GMT

Hmmmm?

Sure . . . 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 18:08 GMT

. . .it's the artist's right to create such an image, but surely people have the right to say they find it objectionable if indeed they do.

No one was suggesting the image be destroyed or banned or censored in any way. There have been no (as far as I'm aware) mobs burning effigies of the artist in the streets of America. I wonder if that would be the case if the image was of the president of Iran for example.

Yeah it's sad that some people lack the sense of humour to be able to laugh at this, but surely it's their right to be a bunch of humourless w*nkers if they want to be? Just as it's the artists right to p*ss those people off in a harmless way.

It's a bit spotty 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 18:34 GMT

Is that a pimple on Bush's nose, or a nipple?

Sturm und Drang Signifying Nothing 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 18:50 GMT

The US and Texas have said NOTHING about this as to most Americans, the President is over. The world's obsession with this man says more about the world than it does the man. He has been a truly awful President but no better or worse than the world in which he lives. He is intellectually disengaged and believes he is right. Were he the only world leader who was like this it might matter. He and the US are too easy a target for the failed leftists who have as little to contribute as does the far right. I live in West Texas and to lump us together as bible-thumping morons is ignorant and no different than the ego-centrism that has guided the Bush years. Life is rarely simple and when you go for easy answers you define yourself as lost. Fix England / Fix Europe / Fix the planet and accept that we are flawed; no more or less than you.

Get over George W. Bush ... we have.

er... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 19:09 GMT

actually, dead Iraqis would have been more fitting, but the Republicans probably would have looked at that as a "compliment."

Offensive 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 20:39 GMT

This picture is an offense to decent pornographers everywhere!

Fitting 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 21:29 GMT

Fitting , a reminder to all of us , of his stay at Harvard University as young draft dodger of another morass called Vietnam , and also considering Bush juniors cavalier attitude towards the UN and the International Community in 2003 in supplying total fiction as fact and his blow hard statement from an Aircraft Carrier Deck in May of that year too.

Mind you these days a number of GOP politically elected peoples representatives , appear to have both trouser fly and mouth malfunctions in public toilets , so they be a bunch of red neck wankers at the best of times !

For even now , he is still literally blowing away the US Constitution bit by bit !

Cnut 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 22:25 GMT

Typical a porn mag with all it's pages stuck together. Very apt though: every time I hear one of his speeches I think of "The Vagina Monologues."

A bit of loving T and C 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:31 GMT

...what more fitting portrait could there be for such a tit/cock?

Outraged? 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:35 GMT

I don't think that many Americans will be offended by this. The fact that there are so many people here uptight enough to become outraged over something such as this makes me wonder why I've even stayed in this country for so long, however.

It Could Have Been Worse 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:40 GMT

What is the GOP complaining about? -- it could have been worse -- it could have been gay porn. Of course that would have been more appropriate to another Texan president -- LBJ -- all those johnsons. Or maybe that medium should be reserved for portraits of President Polk. Personally I see nothing wrong with making a presidential portrait out of photos of people Lincoln up in various positions of sexual congress -- but all of this sex talk is making me randy enough to mount McKinley.

math 

Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 02:08 GMT

Sum of the parts is bigger than whole...

If you look closely....... 

Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 03:47 GMT

You can see a bit of jizz on his chin! - Well, that was last time i saw him on telly anyway...

But i guess, the artist made him into a useful bush - err, several of em - cue gecko gloves !

A bit of a twat? 

Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 06:57 GMT

Good to see that the US lot get upset when they get screwed over.

I think I'd do something similar if I was asked to do some work ($$$$) by the US government only to be told to go away later. I imagine this artist had costs he incurred in the process of not getting the work, so good to see him getting revenge the best possible way.

Would it be bad to say I always thought GWBush was a bit of a twat?

The (w)hole being greater than the sum of its parts? 

Posted Thursday 30th August 2007 13:39 GMT

The *ssh*le that the overall picture represents is far more offensive to me than the many smaller ones that make up the montage.

As an American, I'm disgusted! 

Posted Monday 10th September 2007 22:29 GMT

What a sad waste of good porn. Oh well, I understand you can still get some on the Internet somewhere.