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Comments on: Light sabre on cargo manifest for next Shuttle mission

Let me get this straight 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 16:14 GMT

So my tax dollars (with which NASA is funded) are to be used to fund a guy in a bad gorrila suit handing over a piece of wooden doweling with stripes on to an astronaut? Said piece of doweling is then going to be transported into space - for no better reason than to bring it back and hand it over to a bunch of people in plastic armor and a person in a robot costume?

Hmm. On second thought, it makes more sense than using my tax dollars to exterminate Iraquis.

@Let me get this straight 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 16:28 GMT

Yes your tax dollars are going to be used to fly the prop across the U.S. then into space. Neat huh. Those NASA guys really are on the cutting edge of science.

FYI the prop is made of a metal tube with some rubber bits, not wood for Luke or NASA :)

http://business.gearlive.com/news/article/original_lightsaber_sells_for_200000_08010113/

Utterly Iraqutional 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 16:36 GMT

I didn't think that the US was still exterminating the Iroquois?

Is this kind of drivel really what space programmes have come down to?

Time to start boxing up the bits and closing the doors.

Thats no ordinary prop. 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 16:46 GMT

This is a covert exercise to test a fully functioning LightSaber in Zero-G conditions, under the cover of 'plain sight' camoflage. What other rational reason could there be!

Scotty, have you seen the lightsaber; it's around here somewhere... 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 16:58 GMT

At least there is a lower probability of losing it the way James Doohan's ashes were.

And I'll be we get some nice YouTube posts of the shuttle crew battling each other in the cargo space. Reworks of the Millennium Falcon training scenes perhaps?

Re Above 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 17:09 GMT

A state-funded JarJar Binks would have been more sensible than the Iraq caper, surely?

Re: Let me get this straight 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 17:14 GMT

But wait, we're doing both...

Actually 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 17:34 GMT

I think the implication here was that George Lucas had to pay for it.

Furthermore, the guy in a bad gorilla suit part wouldn't be NASA funded or managed.

Buuuuuut I guess if you really need a reason to bitch, a dildo-sized movie prop being stashed somewhere on a completely unrelated shuttle mission is enough ;)

Well, no 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 18:25 GMT

John, I'm pretty sure your tax dollars are safe, as is suggested at the end of the article.

After years of under-investment, NASA has all sorts of schemes to make some money on the side- a photo op of a light saber in space is just another way of doing so, and allowing them to be less dependent on tax dollars earmarked for quagmire creation.

@John A Blackley 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 18:37 GMT

Any sentence that starts "So my tax dollars..." will stop me reading the remainder of the letter. (I bet you drive a car on tax funded roads, I rest my case.)

@ Gilbert 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 18:46 GMT

We had a state-funded JarJar Binks. He resigned this week, finally.

The "light sabre" probably masses about 6 ounces, so we're looking at about $3750 to send it into space. It would cost a lot more to send Gonzo and Bonzo up there (but that would still be cheaper than what it has cost the US to have them in Washington for the past half-decade).

Waves hand... 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 20:04 GMT

"These aren't the astronauts you're looking for..."

Re: Thats no ordinary prop. 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 21:31 GMT

It's a space station.

Let's hope they friendly aliens don't bored and see it... They might think it's a hostile action.

Also, innit "Lightsaber"?

@Anon re @John A B 

Posted Tuesday 28th August 2007 21:39 GMT

If you'd read his comment rather than blatently thinking you know everything, you'd have realised that he had a valid point.. Or at least though he had.. There's a HUGE difference between paying for a road taxes and paying for some prat to put a 20 year old piece of tat into orbit just because some nerds think it might be cool. I hate "know it all's"

However, that said, if NASA actually start to make a profit, from selling space on the space shuttle to people with space in their heads and space in their wallet who want to get some space in their closets by sending things into space, I'll make some room for them! (Yeah, I was going to put space in there again but my space bar was getting worn out!)

lightsabre smightsmabre! 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 08:13 GMT

"hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster in your hand, kid!"

Accounting 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 08:24 GMT

More to the point, the cost-per-pound is just a ballpark figure derived by dividing the launch costs by the total mass launched. Since most of the launch costs are fixed – refurbishing the shuttle, building an external tank, moving the whole lot to the launch pad, etc – the cost of launching the shuttle is pretty much exactly the same regardless of how much cargo it’s carrying. Therefore if the shuttle is flying anyway, and there's payload to spare, the marginal cost of carrying cheap tat up is essentially zero.

i remember reading somewhere... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 08:25 GMT

that NASA were going to raise funding by offering to take advertising into space, i can think of nothing worse than an orbiting McDonalds or Coke logo shining down at me 24 hours a day. A friend once had a theory (after seeing a shot of the inside of the international space station) that it was just a giant hydroponics lab for growing the CIA's cannabis (you know the stuff that makes eggs look like brains - thanks Bill!) and that was how NASA was going to fund a journey to Mars.

Re: the marginal cost of carrying cheap tat up is essentially zero. 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 09:06 GMT

Hmmm... I have a snow globe somewhere, and I can even claim a scientific value - anyone seen a snowglobe in zero-G?

nasa and scifis... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 10:19 GMT

"Reworks of the Millennium Falcon training scenes perhaps?"

Why not? They already have the training droid and now they get to borrow a light sabre. Btw that little red autonomus zero-g droid made by nasa looks really good, but I have a feeling that they won't going to orbit that with the sabre, because actually that would be useful.

"I have a snow globe somewhere, and I can even claim a scientific value - anyone seen a snowglobe in zero-G?"

The Bigelow 'we fly your stuff' program was just about this. Putting personal things on orbit. Afaik they had lots of stuff, you should check if they had a snowglobe too.

Whatever next..... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 11:32 GMT

Next they'll be sending nappy wearing nutcases into orbit..................

Mark Hamill... 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:00 GMT

... now does the voice over for a Govt official in the [adult swim] cartoon Metalocalypse.

His most awesome role yet.

The only more cool role he could perform is being Chuck Norris in a movie, but I think Chuck might actually insist that Odin himself is cast for this part.

Ebay! 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 14:18 GMT

Just imagine what the offending sabre would reach on ebay when it gets back.

Some NASA exec is going to get a nice bonus next year.

"Tax Dollars" 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 15:01 GMT

Do some better reading.

NASA charges companies / people for taking props like this up. So they are making money and really, its possibly saving you tax dollars. That 10k might pay for those couple of welds that keep the heat shield intact the next run up. If they don't have to pay for more repairs or new crewman, then they won't need to request as high of a budget increase.

Re: Re: Thats no ordinary prop. 

Posted Wednesday 29th August 2007 23:41 GMT

"Also, innit "Lightsaber"?"

US=saber, UK=sabre

HOWever as it's the name of something, and the it was named by an American, I'd say it should correctly be lightsaber not lightsabre.