I guess next time he'll take her seriously when she yells, "I swear to God, Vladimir, put that thing away or I'll set it on fire!"

Was he watching Hot Rod racing at the time? Perhaps he had been practising his german; I say dear, "ich habe ein brennendes steifes".. whilst watching some "WhatBoysWant" vids and his ex misses got the hump and decided to take his comment as a request!

He described it as "Mosntrously Painful", well now we know.

I wonder if Mrs Boris in a fit of remorse is going to offer to apply the savlon? (picture scenes from a singing detective with Joanne Whalley).

"Come on baby light my fire"

OUCH!!!!!

to put that flaming thing away.

but a similar story

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/4253849.stm

ouch!!

Up late, burning the candle at both ends perhaps ?

You could have had "woman chucks another shrimp on the barbie".

I'll get me coat.

Let's think about whether this is a good idea. Over there sits my ex-wife. Let me go ahead and take all my clothes off, and then sit here naked in from of the TV with my giant gut, and to top it off, I'll sip some Vodka. Preferably when she's got a date coming.

Gosh...you think she'll be offended???

Dirty bastard deserved what he got.

There are many over-the-counter products that can be surreptitiously applied to certain women's undergarments that cover certain parts of a woman's anatomy that will induce (over a short time) an overwhelming desire to remove such undergarments immediately. In great haste. No matter the current company.

While not physically scarring like fire on a "stick", the target of revenge being stuck on an airliner or some other suitably confined space and being forced to disrobe in public because her nether regions were on fire.....Priceless.

Men rule the world for a reason.

I'd put some deep heat on that.

is that my coat?

"My Old Flame"

Far more appropriate, as three years on she's still carrying a torch for him. How romantic ^^

igmc

this isn't funny that had to hurt real bad stupid woman

he didn't do anything to deserve mutilation she

deserves to spend time in a russian prison.On

second thought no she deserves to still live with

the guy I am sure he has ideas on what to do.

Just maybe he should get to do the equivalent to her in retribution? I'm always one for "an eye for an eye" punishments. You know.....funnel some petrol down her chuff and then lob in a match?

...the burning bush commeth?

"Goodness gracious - great balls of fire"

'Men rule the world for a reason.'

WOW, and I just wanted to say what a bang up job you guys are doing.

So good in fact that perhaps you should move on to being some sort of powerless figurehead and let people who know what they are doing run it instead.

Or anyone else really...

I wouldn't bandy about statements like that unless you want to start a wave of incidents similar to this one.

So if you were watching telly in the nude would you deserve to have your genitalia set on fire? Really? You actually think that?

Maybe he was watching Dr Who

And she preferred "Torchwood"

Priceless - fell off me stool laughing.

Just trying to picture it now.....

A man or a woman? "you guys"? Never heard Spike used as a woman's name before, maybe I'm just being naive but I call shenanigans.

I guess after all these years she was still carrying a flame for him.

Its only funny until someone gets hurt, and then it's hilarious

- Faith No More.

He's a liar liar, pants on fire.

Ahaha.

Yes, believe it or not, I am a woman and I read the Register and my name is Spike.

*gasp* Yes folks, all of the above are true.

Everybody happy now?

:D

Gives new meaning to "burning sensation"...