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$50m to $150m up in smoke

Published Thursday 16th August 2007 22:06 GMT

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What kind of crap 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 16th August 2007 22:22 GMT

is this "they have eliminated manual processes in accounting to improve the reliability of financial reporting."

Don't they mean they have "eliminated manual processes in accounting to reduce the financial reporting paper trail."

Corporate crap.

Is The Register now obsolete? 

By Chris Miller
Posted Thursday 16th August 2007 22:25 GMT

Tom Lehrer observed that "political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize".

Now we have the news that "... financial leaders will be required to take accounting ethics training", managing to use the words "accounting" and "ethics" in the same sentence.

Please reassure me that you will still be here when I return tomorrow!

Manual Process 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Thursday 16th August 2007 22:34 GMT

"they have eliminated manual processes"

Ah great - S/He always gets the blame in the end.... in this case it must have been fatal.

re: what kind've crap 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 06:15 GMT

Believe it or not, but there are also such things as IT-dependent processes, and automated IT processes...

Welcome to the tech age

Oh, and regarding the article - the mixed use of the word "income" (used both to indicate revenue as well as net income) is misleading.

Say 

By heystoopid
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 09:14 GMT

Say , these self wanking accountants are not ex Arthur Andersen Enron Audit Staff by any chance ?

CA 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 09:50 GMT

Sounds like Computer Associates all over again. This saw Sanjay Kumar, the former chief executive, sentenced to 12 years.

Every month should have 35 days...

Whoops our what? 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 10:22 GMT

When did bad become a noun?

Can El Reg investigate the recent Dell Misprice? 

By Dave
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 12:36 GMT

There was a misprice on ext hd's on the dell UK site a few days ago - 250gig usb/firewire £23 delivered.

Needless to say a few thousand appear to have been ordered but no one has had any word if they will honour the cockup

El Reg: Go Forth and investigate!

How much???? 

By Dillon Pyron
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 16:14 GMT

$150 M out of $12 B? That's a little more that .1% Michael can pull out his wallet and cover that much. Dell stock up 31 cents at 11:13 am CDT. Yup, they're being punished.

"managing to use the words "accounting" and "ethics" in the same sentence."

"There's no such thing as ethics in accounting" There, it's easy enough.

Title 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 17th August 2007 23:45 GMT

Gentlemen its the Republican Way. Anything for the "Almighty Dollar'

Don't think that I am a grumpy ole Democrat, Who likes Gun Control, Abortion Clinics on every corner, and Homo rights, (special rights)

No there is nothing left, no statesmen, no one interested in the welfare of our country.

Any thing for the dollar, we have forgotten Korea, Porkchop Hill etc, now we are at our on demise making China the most finacially rich country in the world. But it keeps the investers in the stock market fat. So!!

Dell going tits-up 

By MrAngry
Posted Wednesday 22nd August 2007 15:08 GMT

Hmmm, I wonder if this is why my Dimension desktop (not one of the will publicised XPS laptops that are delayed) apparently won't ship for another 5 weeks (despite original 2 shipping dates already slipping). 2 months to build and ship a basic desktop smells of cashflow to me...

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