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950 million / 80000 = 12,000 quid a prisoner 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 11:26 GMT

That's 12000 quid a prisioner there, for a database smaller than the one that stores my CD track list.

Bin it, sue EDS, hire a project leader and two or three staff and do it for less than a million.

Suprise Suprise 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 11:34 GMT

Another EDS / Goverment project running massivly over budget.

Not sure if VAT is an issue, as doesn't this go back to errr the Goverment?

Can this country do anything right? 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:09 GMT

Another day, another over budget, over schedule project thats going to cost us all money and not provide something we need/want.

I'd emigrate, if it wasn't for the fact that I can't afford to save because what measley wages I get a large chunk of it goes into government coffers for crap I don't want it spent on...

And don't get me started on insurance companies...

If this was any other company 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:22 GMT

the people involved would be dismissed to an inch of their lives.

How the hell can there be so much scope/project creep and no alarm bells be ringing?

As for a £950m system....can I opt out of paying for that and take the cash instead?

How Much? 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:33 GMT

That's around £11,800 per offender. They could almost have a full time probation officer EACH for that.

Truly the lunatics have taken over the asylum.

ID Card anyone? 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:38 GMT

Does this mean there will be more IT staff out there to work on the ID card 'system'?

Aren't offenders relatively easy to uniquely identify vs. the whole population since the authorities will have photos, DNA (since they were arrested), list of scars and some are even meant to be tagged?

I'd rather they tried to make this work (and learn the lessons) before attempting an ID card system.

This is not news. 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:43 GMT

EDS fail to bring in a large government IT project on time or on budget?

Well wheee.

Tomorrow on The Register - Sun Rises at Dawn.

If uk.gov EVER bring in a large IT project that..

a) Costs less than 500% of original estimate

b) Comes into use within a decade of the original deadline

and

c) Works

THAT would be news.

Of course that would pretty much count for any large government project.

Every day it looks increasingly like the sole purpose of uk.gov is to find ways of handing over my taxes to greedy and incompetent contractors.

Wooah 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:44 GMT

It should the developers paying the goverment for not delivering on time or budget!

Mr Civil Servant, you are a 1st class prat. Did you forget to take your "special" pill before signing the contract?

I don't get it... 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:49 GMT

How does the government still keep giving EDS, Crap Gemini, Accenture, Crapita et al contracts to undertake work that the have shown again and again that they are not capable of carrying out?

I mean, if a builder knackered up your house, took far longer than he should have done and then demanded more money that you had agreed, you wouldn't employ their services again, would you?

At least some of the blame has to rest with the government for getting a useless company in.

Who are the real crooks? 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:51 GMT

It will cost £11,875 per offender? What a bargain. We could hire 1 person per offender to just follow them around and it would be cheaper, and some of it would go back to the government in the form of income tax!

lol 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 12:57 GMT

I'm both shocked and amazed!

A government IT project close to collapse??

lol - just imagine how much this magical ID register is gonna cost if they can't make a database for 80,000 people.

Deja vu 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 13:17 GMT

Another day, another government IT fiasco...

cheaper alternative 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 14:12 GMT

Offenders should be painted with glow-in-the-dark, luminous-versions of that anti-vandalism paint. It'd be a lot cheaper and you'd be able to see them from space.

They could get around it by wearing a hoodie I suppose, but then you could get them with an ASBO too.

I'd love that. Hoards of glow-in-the dark, luminous Tango men (or women) stalking around the country :-) You could set bear traps for them and hoard them in cages, teaching them special powers (like limb regeneration or making fake passports) before pitting them against each other - like a real-life Pokemon.

And of course they'd have to be shaven, which means no lice = pubic health goes up. Everyone's a winner.

Dunno how the government thinks up these crazy schemes. A database for Offenders. Fur fooks sake, it'll never work.

80000 records 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 14:59 GMT

That's peanuts for a database. Why's it costing more than a £million? For that matter why's the database itself costing more than about £100k? There must be hundreds of companies running databases bigger than that which didn't cost more than £50k to build from scratch and have external access as secure as you'd need.

Porkbarrel misappropriation of public funds.

Who needs to save up before they emigrate? 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 15:29 GMT

You don't need to save much before you leave the UK. Just make sure you have a job on the other end before you make the move, enough to pay for a journey by car and the usual deposit and first month's rent and living costs. If anything, just make sure you're not in debt, a responsible spender, etc - and ask your bank for a £3k overdraft.

Simple! One of the big advantages to being part of the EU is that, as a British passport holder, you can simply walk into a job in Europe without any need for a visa, residence permit or any other crap. Just bring your passport.

I know, because I personally did this back in 2004 - and I've been loving it ever since. I lost my UK contract near Christmas, and within three weeks I was starting a new contract in Germany. Never looked back. Last year, I became non tax resident, and stopped paying taxes in the UK. I can't tell you how happy I am to be living in a place where I am actually treated like a first-class citizen. :)

Just a word of advice: Don't emigrate if you are not independently-minded enough to take contract employment rather than a permanent position: Most employment in mainland Europe is contract, rather than permanent - because permanent employment laws here are extremely protectionist, and employers would rather hire a contractor who they can fire easily - at twice the price - than hire someone cheaply, but whom they can't get rid of at a moment's notice. If you're working in IT, this is especially likely to be the case...

One last thing: It's important, but if you aren't prepared to learn another language, you had probably better stay in the UK: No excuses, but just as you'd expect any immigrant to the UK to learn English, you should be prepared to learn the mother language of the country you are moving to. Fair's fair. You can start with a phrasebook before you go, and then try to find a language school so you can learn in the evenings.

Oliver.

re: 80k records 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 16:21 GMT

It said that the database tracks 80k people - one would assume that they have more than one bit of data on each of them. I have no idea what sort of data they're storing, or what sort of database scheme they've gone for, but there is potential to have 80k /tables/ if you wanted to have detailed records for each offender.

With 80k records, they could only store current information like address and place of work, but if they wanted to keep track of other things, like parking tickets, work history, and gods know what else, the database could potentially get very large very fast.

Not that anyone should spend that sort of money on this. Maybe they're using MS Access?

This Government is F'ing useless 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 16:30 GMT

I have never ever met a Government that is so F'ing useless as this one. All they do is talk, talk and more talk and then flush all our taxpayers money straight down the drain on F'd up projects like this one. What happens when they become politicians, do they all have Labotomy's ?.

Get it out in the open 

Posted Thursday 9th August 2007 16:54 GMT

The only way to put an end to this stream of fiascoes (not just confined to IT - buy a copy of Private Eye and read the 'In the Back' section for examples ad nauseam), is to make public the terms and conditions under which the orders are placed.

At the moment, this is all cloaked with "commercial in confidence" terms. While this may be entirely appropriate for deals struck between commercial organisations, this is MY and YOUR money that is being thrown down the drain. It would be most enlightening to see a breakdown of these figures - how much for database design, how much for hardware - which (of course) is precisely why it will never happen.

Come on Gordon - let's have some of that open government we were promised (ooh look, a flying pig just passed by my window).

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