Who said the Open Source community wasn't full of geeky tosers. It's official, it has a logo, so it's a fact.

I don't think there was a single clause in that report that didn't include an inuendo. Absolutely sterling work.

- a woman walks into a pub and asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one.

Wow a story with huge double-entendre potential that really does have an IT angle.

If it was April 1st I'd be sure that you made the name up.

A Carry On film?

A special talk on “OpenOffice.org Roadmap”

By Mr. Kay Koll

I presume they'll be off to the "Whippit Inn" after the conference.

I wonder if MS will be turning up with their magnificent Anti-Virus weapon?

I'll just cum out and say what no one else will: That's splooge, man.

That Fanboys are either Tossers or Idiots (And dont tell me it was intentional)

there are many fanboys, but there are likely to be plenty of FOSSers, too.

sounds like a phenomenal educational and networking event, complete with the famously excellent Southeast Asian entertainment.

frankly, i'm jealous. wish i could attend.

In Bang kock? The capital of all things carnal? No need to toss when you can buy it for $5. And a double condom.

Perhaps the event has grown enough? No doubt of course, it will still be "all hands to the pump"...