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Reader poll Well, our recent invitation to you, our beloved readers, to submit a "nom de sex" - based on the name of your first pet and the first street you lived on - provoked a huge and highly entertaining response.

In fact, so great was the feedback that our poll to select the overall winner offers no less than 100 potential pornstar monikers; 50 for him and 50 for her.

Before cutting to the money shot, however, we'd like to make a few comments. First up, we understand that the street name part of the submission tended to make things a bit tricky for those of you who once lived on 10th Avenue or 14th Street and so forth.

Well, this also applied in some cases outside the US, as "Fido North Circular" proves. Sadly, Fido didn't make the final cut.

Other entries which didn't make the grade included "spitroast milf", "Ben Dover" and "Drew Peacock". We were also disinclined to believe that one wag ever had a hamster called "fuck off" while living on "you wankers" street, although it's good to see El Reg continues to attract the kind of reader whose sparkling wit is an inspiration to us all.

So, without further ado, let's get down to it. Below are the full listings, and you can vote for one name for each sex. The culprit's real identity, where submitted, is in brackets:

For him:

Tiger Bayernstrasse
Atlas Baystreet
Grunt Buchanan
Herman Burnham
Sacha Bushburn (Stewart Knight)
Pokey Canyon
Fudge Carlton
Tarzan Crowborough
Corky Cucamonga
Tarzan Cummer
Buster First
Zipper Forth
Felix Furlong
Thumper Hailhead
Clinton Hammer
Goliath Hartford
Jet de Havelland
Freckles Heffner (Rod Shoaf)
Bones Hibernia (Ian Callow)
Rusty Hornbeam
Rambo Gayhurst
Hairy Inglewood
Hercules Johnson
Snorkels Keachatee (Mark A)
Jigger Long
Diesel Mango (Charles)
Tugger McDougall (Jerome Brunet)
Thumper Medway
Rusty Mojave (Thomas Hinton)
Chips Morewood (Jamie P)
Torpedo Morrison
Puffy Mount Pleasant (Colin)
Miggles Mungavin
Magnum Nerano (Gar)
Napoleon Oakmount
Bully O'Toole
Nibbler Oving (Dave G)
Pluto Pembina
Flash Penryn (Chris Williams)
Rocky Pickstock (Stevie b)
Titan Sanchez (Miguel)
Raffles Saratoga
Puffer South (Kaz Rudys)
Ferrari Tackleway (Alex Wood)
Scruffy Torino
Zeus Volker
Buckwheat Washington (GM)
Spanner Westridge (Will S)
Bang Whipstreet
Hardy Woodman

For her:

Spooky Backwater
Midnight Balsam
Brandy Bickerstaff
Happy Bonaccord
Fluffy Bristol
Brighteyes Brookclose
Buffy Brookwood
Blaze Bursting
Amber Bushey (Andrew Sims)
Pussywillow Catalpa
Tinkerbell Cockle
Ferda Fucik
Pudding Greenhills
Bubble Hampton
Pusspuss Homewood
Dublin Honeysuckle
Frisky Kaystreet
Cinnamon Kildare
Alchemy Kingstreet
Coconut Kirkwall (Lana Stevens)
Shandy Maden
Chocolate Mandarin (Luke)
Vixen Meadowbrook
Misty Meadows
Freckles Morningwood
Muffy Mount
Geisha Nispero (Fabio)
Tara Novara
Tricksy O'Connor
Dusty Orchid (Shaun Vizer)
Pinky Philpott
Puss Pittwater
Brandy Pump (Naz)
Frilly Ravenshurst
Muffin Rutland
Nineve Shadygrove
Tiggy Silkmore (Andrew)
Snowy St Ives (Matt Wilkes)
Fluffy St Margarets (Tim Smith)
Sheba St Stephens
Silky Staines
Woofy Teetsville
Furry Twelveknights
Sunshine Valley
Velux Verdun (Timo)
Shandy Weld
Wiggly Wey
Malteaser Windholme
Pussy Wolf
Fluffy Woodstock (Ian Cadogan)

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