Romanian cops cuff drunk, naked, handless driver
No licence, naturally
Romanian traffic cops in the seaside town of Constanta were rather surprised to discover that the driver of a BMW they pulled for zigzagging across the road had no licence, no hands, no clothes, and was figuratively legless, evz.ro reports.
Aurel Olteanu, 23, tested positive for twice the drink-drive limit, and put his lack of clothes down to a trip to a local nudist beach, which he'd left in a bit of a hurry.
The reason for Olteanu's amputated hands is not noted, but the Beemer was an automatic, which must have made things a bit easier for him.
According to Ananova, police sub-inspector Marius Ghita said: "He had no licence, but told us he had developed his own special way of driving."
Olteanu has been charged with drunk driving and driving without a licence, having apparently avoided a public decency rap. ®
The first person to post a "how did they cuff him if he had no hands?" comment is banned from reading El Reg for a month.
amputee driving club could have ...hopped in also
Damn it, crap score...
.... I only caught 2 twats this time round, will have to wait for the next story to bait for negative idiots.
(Thanks for the measly score Stu & Dogbyte)
Hm... I think he mis-read all that "hands free" stuff, and thought it applied for driving, not only for using the mobile while driving.
Must have been something really really weird for the cops...