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'Your cleavage is distracting me'

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A German bus driver demonstrated exemplary concern for his passengers' safety when he ordered a 20-year-old sales clerk to shift her mammary assets or vacate the vehicle, Bild reports.

A shocked Debora C of Lindau recounted: "Suddenly he stopped the bus. He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'"

Debora duly relocated her jubs to a less life-threatening location, but admitted she'd been "humiliated" by the ordeal.

The bus company, meanwhile, defended its employee, offering: "The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing. A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers."

Readers can judge for themselves just how distracting Debora's breasts are here. ®

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Another view

Great to see everyone using the power of the internet to hunt down the 'missing' pic.

http://www.augsburger-allgemeine.de/Home/Nachrichten/Bayern/Artikel,Ausschnitt-zu-sexy:-Fahrer-stoppt-Stadtbus_arid,993971_regid,2_puid,2_pageid,4289.html

It would indeed make a fine episode of 'On the Buses'. Half the comments here wouldn't go amiss in the script!

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To Owen Sweeney

It is the german 'Bild Zeitung', of course it is pornographic ;)

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Bootnote?

Shouldn't that be Boobnote?

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