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California readers looking for a landscape gardener who offers a full service and is willing to negotiate on price were recently pointed in the direction of "Jose Barajas and his gang of six cabaleros!" by one highly-satisfied customer:

The original review of Jose's Landscaping on yelp

Sadly, it appears Barajas and his half dozen caballeros are no longer offering the cut-price "mow-and-blow" deal, since the recommendation has now been amended to remove this particular extra. Shame. ®

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Thanks to Simon Halsey for the tip-off.

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Anonymous Coward

RE: Brian

I can't believe no one has answered you yet. Add some quotes to the phrase mow and blow job. That should make it mow and "blow job".

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Sick minds, check.

When you read, "mow and blow job", don't assume it's talking about a leaf and grass blower/vacuum. In the context of lawn care, that's probably what it means. There's also the context of the guy being flexible in working out a deal, and the last half of "mow and blow job" means something entirely different in that context or to a "sick mind" as you say. So that's the punchline, right there.

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Hmmm

What do you English call leaf blowers anyway? In the cobbling business hand sewing is called a "hand job". Same dif.

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