Reg hack hypnotised by bouncing boob samba
Strangely fascinating mobile phone animation
NSFW We really are very much obliged to reader James Gauth who pointed us in the direction of this bunch of mobile phone animations down at ringtonezone:
So what, we hear you saying - it's just another run-of the mill, albeit jubtastic, flag-based flash. Well, before changing channels in a huff, click here and watch what happens.
Getting the picture? As James explains: "Different browser load patterns lead to different effects. Most of the time Firefox does an almost Mexican wave. IE seems to load randomly, but a refresh synchronises all of them. Some load the top half and then the bottom half leading to an up-down-up-down juggle."
Well, I'm using Firefox, and a few page refreshes did indeed produce a Mexican-wave effect, and a strangely hypnotic group mamsout fiesta. So hypnotic in fact, that I wrote this story at 8am this morning and have only just managed to disengage myself from the bouncing boob samba. Must.. try... and... concentrate... ®
Apparently the stampede of Reg letches wishing to be hypnotised by the young lady's assets has brought down the site. We suggest you lay off for a bit while ringtonezone gets its act together. If you really can't wait, try this interim measure: stare at the photo above while shaking your monitor.
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