:-) A perfectly good use for a Job Seeker's allowance.

Originally reported by stuff.co.nz - perfect.

60 dollars' worth? That wouldn't even see me through Baywatch...

Respect to above poster!

Is it wrong that I put "Can you fill this posistion?" as the topic?

If you're getting pleasure from Baywatch it's not Durex you need to be providing you with stock. It's Kleenex.

I say, with that, you beat a consultant anytime.

Reckon girls are eligible too?

... that this news item started 'Durex...' and the next one on the page started 'Trojan... ' ?

Why would anyone want a hardened condom?

Well, in computer terms:

"Sometimes a floppy wishes to be a hard disk."

~Martin

Imagine that on your business cards. Professional, Certified Condom Tester. Would you be giving them away more at business or pleasure type situations?

Oh, and congratulations to amanfromMars for his most coherent post yet! The question I have now is are you on or off your 'meds'?

Cheers

The early closing date for applications will disappoint many Johnny-come-latelys.

Sorry.

Al

I suppose that this is one job where you would actually have to try and get the sack

Great belly-laugh after a very bad day. Thanks!