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Comments on: Direct Line squashes esure's mouse on wheels

Interesting... 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 09:46 GMT

I'm sure I've seen Direct Line TV adverts with a red, wheeled mouse parked alongside the red, wheeled phone.

but 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 09:49 GMT

"Mister Mouse was designed by the same team that designed Direct Line's telephone on wheels."

They haven't taken responsibility for designing Michael Winner then?

I wonder... 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 10:04 GMT

... if it was the same design team that created the mouse on wheels as well? As direct line has actually used a mouse with wheels on some of it's ads.

Just goes to show some ad/design agenices are really lucky with their ideas and then after that it's all a variation on a theme.

Somebody tell Fisher Price 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 10:43 GMT

Definite court case here, Fisher Price had a telephone on wheels years before Direct Line was even thought of!!

Confused? 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 10:55 GMT

Hell it just took me an age to write this as I confused my mouse with my telephone and have been trying to click on the text entry box with the number 1 button!

So anything with wheels on is not allowed if your selling insurance in case we get confused and think it is Direct Line? They must really think that Joe Public is a thick as two short planks.

I can not be the only person thinking it is all getting just a bit silly....

Err... 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 11:41 GMT

They are ALL HBOS companies here

Royal bank is HBOS too, or am I going mad?

Re: Interesting 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 11:43 GMT

You mean like the one on the www.directline.com homepage?

It's even got a nice "optical" underglow to entice the street racers that Direct Line wouldn't touch with a barge pole.

Scottish banks (fiends) 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 11:55 GMT

My head is in a complete spin. Not only do these Scottish banks bamboozle and befuddle me with their competing designs of bank notes, but now they further stir up the middle in my mind by putting wheels on all sorts of things that don't deserve them. Perhaps the loser in this case (sorry - remind me which set of bankers was it who lost?) could go back to that 'think once - sell many' ad agency and ask for a Michael Winner head on wheels as their marketing differentiator.

On second thoughts...

Winner on wheels 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 12:25 GMT

>and ask for a Michael Winner head on wheels as their marketing differentiator.

I wonder if this could be done surgically?

But then the wheels would probably reject Winner...

Re: Err... RBoS = HBOS NO! 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 12:29 GMT

richard

No, Royal Bank is not part of Halifax/Bank of Scotland!

On original topic: Don't see why the fuss about rounded boxes on wheels....

HBOS RBOS 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 12:55 GMT

Halifax Bank of Scotland and the Royal Bank Of Scotland group are two very different companies (if only just in size - RBOS is 3rd biggest UK bank/5th in the world or something), and since RBOS took over NatWest there isn't much love lost between the two. This looks like a clear case of HBOS trying to capitalise on an RBOS (group) trade mark. I also seem to remember having seen a wheeled mouse on the DL adverts.

This brings me to the point - why are the two companies using the same agency and should the HBOS be getting a damn sight better service than some left over designs from RBOS sprayed a different colour...

Royal bank is HBOS too, or am I going mad? 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 13:48 GMT

Your going mad, RBS is nothing to do with HBOS

So this is why my car wasnt fixed properly 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 14:59 GMT

AH so this is why my car is still being "fixed" five months on from when the accident happened....

not only did they sent my Italian car to and Japanise car dealership for its repairs

but they still have not fixed it...

Guess they were playing with the mouse intead of letting there masters put down the traps ;)

Incorrect Sir! 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 18:27 GMT

>> So this is why my car wasnt fixed properly

No, it's because in Direct Line's little world, just being one of their customers makes you at fault for any road traffic accident. Or is that esure? I can't remember, their logos are mirror images of each other!

Who buys based on the logo? 

Posted Thursday 12th July 2007 09:27 GMT

I choose my insurance based on the lowest price. What kind of muppet just goes looking for a trademark they like.

Besides, there is a major distinguishing feature here - colour. Direct Line is recognisable because it's bright red whereas esure have a blue/orange colour scheme. These colour schemes cover all there corporate branding and websites.

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