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Comments on: Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm

Because business acumen is a genetic trait 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 09:38 GMT

You just have to take one look at Paris Hilton to see evidence of that

They still... 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 10:26 GMT

... will not *date* the nerdy type though.

Because business acumen is a genetic trait ? 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 10:47 GMT

Prove that statement ...

Title 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 10:53 GMT

"he can always make a few quid offloading his sperm on eager Chinese female recipients"

I think 'to' or even 'into' rather than 'on' if the goal is procreation.

This is what happens when you get your sex education from Internet porn.

Swinging .... 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 11:00 GMT

"They still..... will not *date* the nerdy type though."

That must be because the real nerdy types aren't trying....... yet.:-)

You'd be amazed at what happens whenever they do. And IT certainly will amaze All if they are doing IT Right.

And that is a Constant Quantum BetaTest which ITs Programmers Drive Every Day in ZeroDay Virtual Trade Environments/Domains.

IGF Territory in Intellectual Property Portfolios?

I do Believe IT is So...... therefore IT is?

Is that a HyperRadioProActive Mars Launch or Landing?

A Paradigm Shift in Thinking to Manage Perception for a Change into AI AidDed Systems Servered from an InterNetworking Core/Hub/Virtualised Root Server.

I Kid U Not.

Scott Adams foresaw this 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 12:22 GMT

...just Google 'Men Who Use Computers Are The New Sex Symbols Of The `90s'

wait for SP2.. 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 12:30 GMT

They may want it but best not install it until SP2 is out, or at least some form of hot fix.

Missing the point 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 13:34 GMT

Lester's definitely aiming for a headline-contest winner. The story is unimportant.

got to love a geek 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 19:40 GMT

I am a 100% bona fide female girl. Almost all the men I have dated in the last 7 years (since I turned 18) up to and including my current boyfriend, have had jobs best described to my parents as "something to do with computers". Intelligent men are sexy. Tall, skinny, wears glasses and 'amusing' t-shirts, works for me. Of course, they have also all known how the shower works, been polite and attentive, and had a certain amount of confidence which are hurdles for many men, geek or otherwise.. ;-)

RimmerWorld 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 19:55 GMT

This just puts me in mind of all those so-called alien abduction reports where sad guys claim they were specially selected by their overlords to impregnate their whole species of lush ultra-babes from Planet Sexy. Bill could live out that fantasy for real! Scary.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords. Good night.

Looks like a golden EBAY opportunity 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 01:17 GMT

I guess we will be seeing frozen sperm of famous people being auctioned off on EBAY now. To bad I am in my late 40's now I probably could have produced 4 or 5 products a day in my teens or early 20's and retired in 3 or 4 years. Of course you would be caught eventually but just put the money in a Swiss bank and say you spent it at the race track placing bets.

There again if I just produce one every other day now the kids will be a lot smarter than the ones Bills magic juice would have produced. You might need partners of other races to fill those black and hispanic sport figure orders.

Yet another cottage industry is born. But what should we call it? Spoogle?

Title 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 05:53 GMT

"They still...

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 10:26 GMT ... will not *date* the nerdy type though.!"

Fine with me :P

Its not because of his genetic "legacy" 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 08:55 GMT

Although there's an upgrade joke somewhere there.....

Its so they can pop down to the CSA after getting a DNA test and sue for maintenance.

Chinese women crave Bill Gates' sperm???! 

Posted Thursday 5th July 2007 10:46 GMT

But....,

but...,

... but think about all the bugs!

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