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Lawyers ahoy 

Posted Tuesday 3rd July 2007 22:54 GMT

SmartAds?

Wasn't that the name of the service developed by Gizmondo?

There's good news and bad news... 

Posted Tuesday 3rd July 2007 23:40 GMT

The good news: the banners will become more useful, especially in the context of "major" brands that keep trying to touch you with product. Not necessarily bad: I shop at Wal*Mart, Sears, Target, etc. and you never can tell when they might offer something interesting.

The bad news: if you've been using your "pornograph" to look for free pix of Paris or Pam, your banner ads are going to be pumped full of juciy sites with a lot of HOT and XXX words in them. Might be useful for finding the local amateur night at the local strip joint, but likely more of a cause for spousal abuse (of you!) or your boss raising an eyebrow when looking over your shoulder at a presentation...

Best stick to asking taxi drivers and the in-room movies rather than doing a e-search...

what about the web surfer 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 02:25 GMT

with improved advertising on the web always presenting me stuff i'm interested in they try to pull the last deutsche mark out of my empty pockets...

oh änd sohry for mah lausy englisch - me is a kraut

"knows what you want" 

Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 17:40 GMT

Now that is Cool....

An ad service that understands my needs and desires. I guess I can remove all my pop up blockers, change my hosts file and remove the AdBlock ext. from Firefox. I am not going to see another single advertisement ever again!

At least I wont if the SmartAds are smart enough to realise what I truly want.

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