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Reader poll The recent and resolutely non-IT-related news that Britney "Short Back and Front" Spears is asking fans to vote for a title for her forthcoming album provoked a flurry of creative activity among you, our beloved readers.

Well, we know that Brit's a busy girl, what with looking vainly for her underwear and getting her hair cut, so we thought that rather than throw over all of your suggestions, we'd offer the best of the bunch so you lot can make the final decision. Go to it:

Britney Spears: Cupid Stunt
Hair Of The Dog
Hair today, gone tomorrow
One Night in Britney
Oops! I Shaved It Again!
Paste Bucket
rehabs 4 quiterz
Revulva (Beatles classics covered by Britney)
Shufty my Muffty no Tufty
STFU

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