Reader poll The recent and resolutely non-IT-related news that Britney "Short Back and Front" Spears is asking fans to vote for a title for her forthcoming album provoked a flurry of creative activity among you, our beloved readers.

Well, we know that Brit's a busy girl, what with looking vainly for her underwear and getting her hair cut, so we thought that rather than throw over all of your suggestions, we'd offer the best of the bunch so you lot can make the final decision. Go to it: