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Comments on: BOFH: Printer cartridge? What printer cartridge?

Ahhh.. 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 11:20 GMT

Service as normal has resumed. I did think they were going a bit easy on him...!

re: Ahhh.. 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 13:58 GMT

I love a happy ending.

BOfH & PFY happy and the Boss's carreer ending.

Anyone notice.... 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 14:25 GMT

Anyone notice that episodes 19 and 21 are missing from the list. They aren't missing from the server, just the list...... the PFY at work again.... LOL

Missed out the most important part... 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 16:43 GMT

The fact that the users, when told they are losing their *personal* printers, will riot.

Not a previous BOFH tale as far as I remember, but it's practically what happened at our place when we rolled out MFDs....

"Jenkins from the directorate - I remember him...moaning about not having a printer on his desk any more....

...he deserved to die.

They *all* deserve to die..."

almost the exact same thing... 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 17:16 GMT

I used to run a printing/copying/graphic processing center for a large, faceless corporation.

Management ordered something like a year and a half of toner for some printers that were due to be replaced (also by their edict) in less than a month.

When I told them about it, they just said "Toss them out"... such a waste of money. After a couple of weeks I onsold them to another company for pennies to the dollar, which actually worked out to a nice bit of unreported income for me.

Pity I couldn't figure out a way to do it that would have also gotten some hack manager fired and arrested at the same time though.

Tsk. 

Posted Friday 22nd June 2007 17:57 GMT

I do hope that the unmentioned part of the story was them taking and selling the cartridges for their own profit!

Or I'd think he's getting soft ;]

What? 

Posted Monday 25th June 2007 05:31 GMT

Why would someone like the BOFH recommend replacing laser printers with MFDs? Now he's going to get three times more calls!

"I can't print!"

"I can't scan!"

"I can't copy!"

"I can't get coffee to come out of it!"

Coffee 

Posted Monday 25th June 2007 08:53 GMT

More like you cant stop coffee coming out of it.

Re: Anyone notice.... 

Posted Monday 25th June 2007 10:59 GMT

There are more that just those episodes missing, 13 and 1 are also ... misplaced

Help! 

Posted Monday 25th June 2007 13:26 GMT

I can't get my printer to print this page - can someone help me?

Useless info... 

Posted Monday 25th June 2007 21:40 GMT

The complete BOFH from day dot to now (in pure text) is now at 2.744 meg?

...and not one single episode missing.

missing episodes 

Posted Tuesday 26th June 2007 22:08 GMT

See: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/01/22/register_tariff/

I wonder if authors get discounted rates?

Re: Re: Anyone Notice... 

Posted Wednesday 27th June 2007 10:02 GMT

The "missing" episodes can be found by following the "Earlier Stories..." link at the bottom of the page.

Still no word as to why certain episodes (1, 13, 19, 21) are mitigated there as opposed to a more natural progression (1, then 2, then 3, etc.)

-M.Duszynski