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Comments on: Britney's new album title - can you help?

A title which suggests the album cover photo(s) 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 15:56 GMT

Really, to accommodate all the recent news stories, it has to be "Shaved Beaver Fever"

Integrity? Dignity? 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:08 GMT

How about Stupidity?

Fan of single word album titles... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:09 GMT

So how about "Sinead"

Ah, cunning.... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:18 GMT

So they've put a "dummy" option in... why?

I'll tell you why.

They want a virtual flashmob to join the fan-club in order to push the dud name through. That means thousands of $$$.

So don't even think about it. They won't respect the vote -- they'll say it has been gamed. Save your money: no matter how hard we try, they won't call it "Dignity", because she hasn't got any.

It's gotta be... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:18 GMT

Mike Hunt

Acronyms are the way forward ... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:34 GMT

... so I suggest "STFU" :-)

Too obvious... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:55 GMT

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Jus' wiggin' aroun'

Because I'm worth it

Short back & B-Sides - if it were a compilation

I'll get me coat.

Stupid Wannabe Lolita Whore's Next Album 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:56 GMT

And she can re-use the same title an infinite number of times. The "green" factor as well as Truth in Advertising!

acronyms can be fun... and also... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 16:57 GMT

PEBKAC (pretty much sums up most problems)

User = ID ten T (again... sums up etc etc...)

Why a yank loves you bri-tons 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 17:19 GMT

because you are such cunning linguists

Love,

Connie Lingus

First thing that popped into my head... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 17:35 GMT

"Britney Spears: Fuck Off and Go Away"

-Rick

The obvious 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 19:14 GMT

Her next CD should be "The joke WAS me!"

nice one Rick. 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 19:19 GMT

or perhaps,

Britney Spears: Cupid Stunt.

Title 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 19:27 GMT

how about : snort it baby one last time

Second thing that popped into my head... 

Posted Friday 15th June 2007 21:35 GMT

"Oops! I Shaved It Again!"

-Rick

How about.. 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 00:08 GMT

Too Drunk To Fu.......sorry, no. That's all ready been done.

Truth in advertising 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 00:54 GMT

"Daylight Robbery" as an album name seems somehow apt, even if you bought it in the 99 cents bargain bin.

prophecy 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 08:28 GMT

Album title --

"Because I'm Worth It!"

and no-one buys the thing.

Paris' version of the Apprentice 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 09:17 GMT

One Night in Britney

mmm.... 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 09:36 GMT

3 Barbers and a baby

To baldly go..

Bury me in a Y shape coffin

Crazy 2 (For real)

ponders 2 seconds 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 12:38 GMT

BALD

palacial prision (although thats more of a paris title)

rehabs 4 quiterz

the pride of a nation

Toxic : the blood report

undercarriage

New album title? 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 17:07 GMT

How about "Glabrous / Glam'rous" - short, accurate, memorable and optimistic...

Barry's suggestion 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 18:36 GMT

"I'll get me coat" sounds like a good suggestion to me.

Covers 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 19:35 GMT

Wiggy Pop;

an album of Stooges covers

Revulva

Beatles classics covered by Britney

Title 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 19:47 GMT

(hope) is anice title for your new album

Britney Spears 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 20:33 GMT

Bigger, Better, Balder

Hmm... 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 21:36 GMT

She could rip off an old Alice Cooper song for the album title:

"I Wanna Be In The Headlines!"

(Look up the lyrics, they match her career)

Or a little honesty with these:

"Just a Media Whore",

"Has Been At It Again",

"Faded Star", or

"Moma Says I'm Still Pretty"

(Why yes, I am a tad cynical today, why'd you ask?)

Really gentlemen, lets get serious. 

Posted Saturday 16th June 2007 23:09 GMT

"Underwear Is Optional"

Trailer Park Classics 

Posted Sunday 17th June 2007 09:21 GMT

Featuring -

I'm Getting Drunk: With or Without You.

Wiggle Stick

Nurture My Pig

Family Love

When a Couple Gets Divorced, They're Still Brother and Sister

I don't usually... 

Posted Sunday 17th June 2007 22:41 GMT

I don't usually like to pick on people:

1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like - Like, totally not a reason to buy this album

2. What if the Joke is on You - Yes, Brit, what if the joke is on you?

3. Down boy - You have a right to call anyone a dog?

4. Integrity - You have this?

5. Dignity - You have this?

I like what Pete Helliar suggested on Rove Live last night. Perhaps rather than focusing on getting people to come up with an album title, you should focus on getting them to buy the ALBUM.

maybe one of these.... 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 02:27 GMT

Hair Of The Dog

No Brainer

Watch My Lips

OMG! 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 05:49 GMT

I thought that El Reg is kidding, and presenting its choice of Britney's album titles. But oh boy, how was I mistaken. My suggestion for Britney would be to use her initials. So the new album title should be simply in huge letters:

BS

This way I think the cover will exactly correspond to the insides of the album.

Well I'll say 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 07:25 GMT

There certainly doesn't seem to be a lot of B's fans on El Reg, which is normal, since they can't read.

And given that fact, what's the use of a title anyway ? Just slap a pic of the thong she doesn't wear on the cover. I'm sure her "fans" will instantly recognize the source !

How about: 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 08:46 GMT

Going off those photographs of her lady bits:

Welly top

Wizard's Sleeve

Clown's Pocket

Paste Bucket

A Victorian Melodrama 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 09:17 GMT

'Fanny by Flashlight'?

Geez... 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 09:18 GMT

You guys are quite mean.

Compaired to Paris Hilton, at least Britters does something for her money.

So she cuts loose once in a while? So what?

I'm sure all of us here are teetotal and never did a silly thing in our lives?

She's not that bad.

She even *gasps of shock* has some not bad music.

I say, cut the kid some slack, it cant be easy trying to live your life with cameras in your face everywhere you go.

She's suffered from Pushy Mum syndrome to get here where she is, its not all her fault.

I'll get back in my box now...

Better would be to suggest some alternative music for her 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 09:29 GMT

I'd go with John Cage's 4'33"

Or how about! 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 10:29 GMT

"Gulible", cause thats what you need to be to buy this crap!

This is it.. 

Posted Monday 18th June 2007 12:57 GMT

Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.

or a snappier (<-pun intended) version

Shufty my Muffty no Tufty

or

I got Chaetophobia

Why not? 

Posted Thursday 21st June 2007 07:50 GMT

In big block letters...

WHAT

THE

FUCK

... on a completely white background.

Britney Spears' new album by Britneyfan 

Posted Tuesday 26th June 2007 21:27 GMT

It is actually sad that the release of Britney Spears' new album is being pushed all the way to 2008. That really stinks because i was hoping for the album to come out in 2007. I was so excited and so anxious, but now am crushed. Ohhhh :( . Oh well, i guess all Britney fans have to wait until 2008. But lets not get discouraged, because 2008 is almost here, it's not that far, right, or maybe they might change their mind and put the release of the album back to 2007. Oh yeah, about the title of Britney Spears' new album, honestly i think it should be INTEGRITY because it totally describes Britney Spears. I mean after all she's been through, all the struggles, pains, and sufferings, she is still unbreakable and undivided. She is a very strong woman and doesn't care about the mean things that people say about her. That's what i mostly admire about her. We love you Britney Spears.

I feel bad fo her 

Posted Tuesday 26th June 2007 22:22 GMT

I honestly feel really bad for Britney because not alot of people hate her. You see this is why i don't want to be famous because one little mistake you make and its all over the news and everyone is talking about it. You start being hated by a lot of people. I just hope that Britney Spears stops going to parties, stops being in the spotlight, and stops smoking and drinking. She should take care of her kids more and a lot of time with them. She should exercise more and start eating more healthier foods. She should ignore the paparazzi and work more on her album. She should start working on her album more and go out less. She should definitely stop smoking, drinking, partying, and wearing nasty clothes. No offense. I mean i don't hate her, but i disapprove of the ways she chooses to act sometimes.

I made a mistake 

Posted Tuesday 26th June 2007 22:56 GMT

i made a mistake, turns out that Britney Spears' album is being released later in 2007. The 2008 thing was all a rumor and was false. Thank goodness its true. Well u cant blame me for posting that her album is pushed to be released in 2008, because that's wat i read on one of her websites. The makers of the website are the ones who posted it.