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Britney's new album title - can you help?

Highly-talented chanteuse seeks fan input

Internet Security Threat Report 2014

Britney Spears is seeking help in selecting a title for her forthcoming album. Her website says the highly-talented chanteuse is "asking her most die-hard fans for some assistance".

The options on offer are:

  1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like
  2. What if the Joke is on You
  3. Down boy
  4. Integrity
  5. Dignity

Pah. We're sure the Spears fans among you can come up with something vastly superior. Post your suggestion as a comment, and we'll make sure Britney gets the best of the bunch. ®

Internet Security Threat Report 2014

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