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Comments on: LoveHoney in toothbrush vibrator trademark rumpus

The same toothbrush? 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 10:43 GMT

Er... it may be best to use a _different_ 'Oral-B toothbrush' than the one you actually clean your teeth with...

What exactly are your lawyers watching? 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 10:50 GMT

Enquiring minds want to know.

Well 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 11:09 GMT

You'd have to imagine that putting toothpaste on intimate areas would almost certainly give them a tingling sensation especially if it was the baking soda type.

Illiterate lawyers 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 11:28 GMT

Just who are "Proct*o*r and Gamble"? The multinational consumer goods company is "Proct*e*r and Gamble" are these lawyers so incompentent to misspell their clients' names?

Don't make that mistake! 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 11:32 GMT

Toothpaste is an abrasive - Lloyd's comment was obviously a joke. If you value your privates, don't try this!

Third party add-ons? 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 11:45 GMT

Good job this isn't MS involved, what with them and their "issues" with third-party add-ons!

Experts.... 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 12:16 GMT

"[The Register] warns that improper deployment of such devices may result in personal injury if not supervised by a trained professional."

If you need access to trained professionnal, please send yout inquiry to the Reg along with your needs, the problem you met, a recent picture and the brand of Electric toothbrush you favor.

Everything will be forwarded to me and I'll answer all your question during a private, personnal session (date and lengh of session depending on your picture)

8p

Laurent

Curse that pesky spilling 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 13:22 GMT

Thanks to the perma-URL I can't even change the spelling and pretend it was Procter all along. Er, er, er... Worth changing and 301-ing the old? [Red face]

It's not the lawyers that cannot spell... 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 13:45 GMT

With regards the previous poster who pointed out the misspelling of Procter, if you read the lawers letter, it is actually spelt correctly, it's LoveHoney who spelt it wrong.... I guess there's proof afterall to the theory that too much sex can make your eyes go funny...

New addons 

Posted Tuesday 12th June 2007 18:29 GMT

I have a few ideas on the drawing bored for my tsunami-orgasmatron series but I'm worried what black'n'decker may say........