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eBayers have so far failed to bite an amazing penis-shaped crisp which the seller claims will bestow great riches upon the lucky winning bidder.

A picture of the penis-shaped crispSadly, the top bid currently stands at a limp £4.70, despite the come-on:

During a dull lunch time sandwich, the amazing penis crisp was revealed from a normal packet of walkers crisps. (as part of an otherwise normal boots meal deal.)

Heralded as a cure for male potency problems* and possibly a source of immense good fortune*, the amazing penis crisp is the crisp product everyone wants. Probably.

The amazing penis crisp will be carefully boxed in some sort of anti-crisp damage box (having a bit of trouble finding such a thing at the moment) and sent first class post to the lucky lucky winner.

The length of the amazing penis crisp is 3.2 inches and it has a 1 inch girth.

HAPPY BIDDING PEOPLE!!! MAY THE LUCK OF THE CRISP PENIS SHINE ON YOU!!!! Please feel free to ask any penis crisp related questions.

*unsubstantiated.

Hmmm. While the amazing penis-shaped crisp may be of some interest to Golden Palace Casino, we can't help feeling the vendor might have attracted more public interest with an astounding El Reg vulture potato-based snack simulacrum.

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Thanks to Mohin Miah for the tip-off.

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