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Down in San Francisco, meanwhile, Dan was showing his missus the delights of Street View when she randomly stumbled across this totally unneccesary piece of profanity:

Bullshit graffiti on side of van in San Francisco

Mercifully, we don't believe there were children in the room at the time, but we can see multibillion dollar emotional distress lawsuits on the horizon just as soon as some innocent kiddie discovers that Google is punting graffiti-based filth to the masses.

And speaking of pure filth, it appears Google may have moved into the lucrative knicker flash market:

Woman flashes thong as seen on Street View

For the record, reports that this is an inebriated Lindsay Lohan about to drive Paris Hilton's pick-up truck while the latter languishes in chokey are unconfirmed. ®

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