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User Friendly Fire 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 12:15 GMT

Back in the day Apple users touted a user friendly interface. Artsy types dressed in black waxed creative on their Apple computers while early wintel computer users saw Apple's user friendly, touchy feely, love fest as a cover for locked down boxes that couldn't be hacked. We viewed Apple people as weak prey. Well not really prey. We couldn't actually kill and eat them. We knew cannibalism was wrong. 'Lord of the Flies' was required reading and we knew what would happen if we actually killed and ate Apple users. "Damned fruits!"

Gates is a geek. Jobs is cool. I'm pretty sure he'd tell you he is if you asked him. Just as Apple stuff is cool and the people who use it are cool. Someone mentioned Apple used a photo of a young Miles Davis in one of their ad campaigns. Miles heralded 'The Birth of Cool' but he knew cool was an accolade not a claim, and, if you called it or yourself cool then it just wasn't cool. Somewhere in the back of Job's mind must be the shadow of another American who was around when cool was birthed. Lenny Bruce said, "there's nothing more pathetic than an old hipster." Interestingly when I goggled the quote I never found Lenny as the source. Apparently Dr. Evil of Goldmember fame is now owner of Lenny's quip. That ain't cool.

Ruddy Hell! It's Harry And Paul 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 12:42 GMT

If only real life had been like the Gates & Jobs sketch(es).

Some didn't think they were funny. I thought they weren't too bad.

Ruddy Hell 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 12:59 GMT

Am I the only one who thinks of "Ruddy Hell! It's Harry and Paul" when reading this story?

;)

Re: comments by Greg Nelson 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 13:19 GMT

Strange , when I Google that phrase I get one hit only, and it´s Lenny Bruce....

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22there%27s+nothing+more+pathetic+than+an+old+hipster%22&btnG=Google+Search

Which Google are you using ?

Well there's an explanation 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 15:47 GMT

It couldn't be technological armageddon, these guys have seen too much water flow between them.

In short,they're old, and getting tired. Gates is no longer the frontpiece for Microsoft, and Jobs is used to being the untouchable god. Lets not ruffle any feathers uselessly, hmmm ?

@ David 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 15:56 GMT

He said he "goggled" it. One can only conclude his goggles need cleaning.

Re: Re: comments by Greg Nelson 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 17:07 GMT

David, the difference is that you enclosed the phrase in quotes and Greg presumably did not.

"The Road Ahead" 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 18:23 GMT

I think that Beatles comment was a sly (and snarky) reference to BillG's notoriously bad book "The Road Ahead."

@ By David Crowson 

Posted Thursday 31st May 2007 22:15 GMT

My results differ from yours. Using quotes brings a reply of no matches found and a suggestion to remove the quotes. Yahoo! shows the same results. I tried to track down the quote because I'm fairly certain I'm not accurately quoting Bruce. To the best of my knowledge Bruce release two LPs, one a double. I owned both but they've gone the way of all things. I don't recall the quote being from his live standup work. I'm fairly certain the quote I sought can be found in his book 'How to Talk Dirty and Influence People'. Just as an aside the book is worth the read if only for the part where an old lady storms from her house brandishing an elephant gun at police officers who are attempting to arrest Bruce for impersonating a man of the cloth.

Apologies for the spelling and grammar errors rife in my posts. I work for 45 mins to an hour or so then shoot through various sites, sometimes carelessly firing off posts as a form of relief.

I'll clean my goggles, but, be forewarned, I'm given to seeing things through a glass darkly.

Mellow 

Posted Friday 1st June 2007 05:32 GMT

Its amazing how a couple of billion dollars and world domination can mellow a guy out, isn't it?

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