The best bang since the big one. Badoom-tsh!

everyone knows all bombs make suspicious noises....er...did they drug test the post office staff ? :)

... take note of the address before blowing it up? will they be sending a new vibrator and chocolate buttons along with an apology? or will they just say it got lost in the mail?

...or did they. more likely, make a note of the sender's address so that they could charge them with wasting police time, attempted terrorism, disturbing the peace and any other jumped-up charges they could think of?

Forget about charges of wasting police time or whatever, what the hell are they going to write on the Post Office compensation claim form? :-)

This is as bad as the Aqua Teen Hunger Force scare. What kind of bomb takes the form of a blinking illuminated picture of an alien giving the finger? What bomb maker would alert potential victims by making a vibrating package? My only conclusion can be that many people are very dumb.

...batteries NOT included. Maybe there was a reason for that.

>> everyone knows all bombs make suspicious noises....er...did they drug test the post office staff ? :)

... I can only imagine it must have been addressed to the DVLA to make them so suspicious - probably someone trying to bribe the girls (or boys) in Swansea.