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Not Rock n Roll 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 14:45 GMT

This is genocide!

Gary

Why want a pet like that ? Easy. 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 14:49 GMT

In a country that has people with pets like crocodiles (or alligators, who cares ?), white tigers, panthers, pythons, tarantulas, you name it, frankly having a rodent as pet seems pretty low-key to me - even if it is cat-sized.

I suspect the New York sewer rats have something to say about size as well. I look forward to the inevitable claims and counter-claims.

:-)

dinner-based solution to rat problem... 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 15:10 GMT

Curious, I googled for a picture of one of these rats - one of the first pictures was this one:

http://www.grist.org/etc/gristlist/2007/01/12/cuy-asado_180.jpg

yum! and a leg for everyone at Christmas...

Gerald Morgan

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(having some rare Friday-PM downtime!)

Moral dilemma 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 15:29 GMT

We can only save one - but which one? Giant plague-ridden marsupial rats from Gambia (a story for which the world is not yet prepared) or the bug-infested, torrid, swampy, banana republic known as Florida?

Nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

R.O.U.S.'s? 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 16:35 GMT

I hope they don't have to deal with flame spurts and lightning sand at the same time!

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

Sorry, it's Friday. :)

Natural Predators are the best solution 

Posted Friday 25th May 2007 19:25 GMT

Using natural predators for the pests are the best solution. This has been tried before. In this case, vaccinated dogs can certainly be trained to hunt and collect these rodents.

Animal shelters are full of dogs that have to be otherwise 'euthenized', why not make use of such a resource ?

But Then Again! 

Posted Saturday 26th May 2007 08:33 GMT

But then again ! , it's only Florida , and who gives a rats breakfast about them weirdo's that live there!

But when global warming finally kicks in , the conveyer belt dies and the seas rise seven metres or so , end of problem! , as most of what is Florida today will be under water!

As Nelson would say Ha! Ha!

Dear Phillistine 

Posted Saturday 26th May 2007 11:13 GMT

Its natural predator in Africa is HUMAN who catch it as "bush meat" !! Perhaps Floridans can be trained to catch them and eat them. Makes a change from boring Texan beef, for sure !!

People are so quick to judge by appearances 

Posted Sunday 27th May 2007 20:55 GMT

Firstly, they look pretty cool. Secondly, they apparently make very good pets, and thirdly, well go read this article from 2004.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/05/18/1084783512636.html

I'm not sure I want to click on this... 

Posted Monday 28th May 2007 22:17 GMT

I googled the rats and the first link was:

http://www.AnimalSexotique.com/gambian_pouched_rat.html

Nice domain name...

not genocide 

Posted Tuesday 29th May 2007 04:28 GMT

Eliminating an introduced pest is nothing at all to do with genocide.

As long as the original population in Gambia or where ever is surviving then using terms like "genocide" is the worst kind of ignorant tabloid sensationalism.

If the Gambian (rat) population is under threat, say due to habitat destruction, climate change or any of the other myriad ills which exist in this sorry world, then establishing them in new environment might be worth considering.. but not if its going to harm that one.

Seems simple to me... 

Posted Saturday 2nd June 2007 09:24 GMT

So the 8-foot python obviously likes rat for dinner... why not box HIM up and ship him off to Grassy Key?

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