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Senate hopeful's election campaign really sucks

Published Friday 18th May 2007 14:58 GMT

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Reading like a politician... 

By David Webb
Posted Friday 18th May 2007 15:04 GMT

"I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. "

So if I request one, I will be entitled to 40,000 blowjobs? Or is it another case for Boris to open his big mouth....

What a career girl! 

By Pete James
Posted Friday 18th May 2007 15:40 GMT

She would've been snapped up by the likes of Prescott, Major, Mellor and Parkinson!

Is that a straw in her hand? 

By Chris Matchett
Posted Friday 18th May 2007 18:41 GMT

This is just going to be blow football isn't it?

Booooooorrrrrrinnnnng 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Friday 18th May 2007 21:09 GMT

Now if they were running a MALE candidate, then I might be interested!

Get real, folks 

By Mycho
Posted Saturday 19th May 2007 08:42 GMT

This is a politician's pledge. You'll see, she promises 40,000 blowjobs but if she gets elected you'll be lucky to get a saucy wink out of her. They're all the same.

So... 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Saturday 19th May 2007 15:27 GMT

...what do the girls get?

And on this side of the pond 

By Iam Paul
Posted Saturday 19th May 2007 15:30 GMT

Hillary....

Why do I feel so screwed?

My Flemish is a little rusty, but... 

By Robin Lee
Posted Saturday 19th May 2007 21:19 GMT

from what I read in the Antwerp Gazette, this isn't 100% serious.

On the other hand, I am reminded of the Deutsche Sex Partei, which was a political party founded in Wiesbaden in the early seventies. Their main policy was shagging, and they won two seats in the Hessen by-election if I remember correctly.

Anyway, this Tania woman gets my vote.

Get a gobble... 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Sunday 20th May 2007 10:32 GMT

"We can't help feeling that this kind of gums-on approach to electioneering could really take off in Blighty"

I can't see a "Get a Gobble from Gordon" campaign being quite so apealling!

The small print 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Sunday 20th May 2007 16:36 GMT

"Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"

Is it me or does denying sexual services for hygeine reasons sound like saying you can't do it because you're washing your hair?

What an erection campaign! 

By Pete
Posted Sunday 20th May 2007 17:54 GMT

Although some people might find the methods hard to swallow.

Honestly 

By Anonymous Coward
Posted Monday 21st May 2007 11:08 GMT

At least she is being honest about f******g the country over...

If she gets in I am moving there

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