"I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page. "

So if I request one, I will be entitled to 40,000 blowjobs? Or is it another case for Boris to open his big mouth....

She would've been snapped up by the likes of Prescott, Major, Mellor and Parkinson!

This is just going to be blow football isn't it?

Now if they were running a MALE candidate, then I might be interested!

This is a politician's pledge. You'll see, she promises 40,000 blowjobs but if she gets elected you'll be lucky to get a saucy wink out of her. They're all the same.

...what do the girls get?

Hillary....

Why do I feel so screwed?

from what I read in the Antwerp Gazette, this isn't 100% serious.

On the other hand, I am reminded of the Deutsche Sex Partei, which was a political party founded in Wiesbaden in the early seventies. Their main policy was shagging, and they won two seats in the Hessen by-election if I remember correctly.

Anyway, this Tania woman gets my vote.

"We can't help feeling that this kind of gums-on approach to electioneering could really take off in Blighty"

I can't see a "Get a Gobble from Gordon" campaign being quite so apealling!

"Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"

Is it me or does denying sexual services for hygeine reasons sound like saying you can't do it because you're washing your hair?

Although some people might find the methods hard to swallow.

At least she is being honest about f******g the country over...

If she gets in I am moving there