I'm assuming that all those items weren't found in the same search?

"eight mobile phones, three sim cards, some home made booze, 150 tablets and 30 syringes"

Quite a "big" girl then?

ECHO, Echo, echo

They were all found in the same search.

Of the prison.

Surprised you missed that one El Reg...!

She was only a coal miner's daughter, but there was plenty of slack in her knickers.

...stool pigeon?

... check her bra for a blue tit?

Maybe they wanted a budgie to serve in place of the canary beloved of miners of old. I suggest an immediate ground-penetrating radar search in order to locate the tunnel they're digging.

Don't you recognise a parrot joke when you see one. Especially after the last report from the same source ..

hehe, this gives new meaning to the term jailbird

That 'bout sums it up

..and i bet it sings like a canary, before winging it....

Budgies can fly right? I assume the prison has an open-air area...

Filthy minds push other thoughts aside.

hehehehehe

...shagging a bird does that make her a lesbian?

Wait until Christmas, she may try to smuggle a turkey in then....

Perhaps it was just an exercise in personal amusement.

I heard she's had a cockatoo in there as well ..........

What would Tweety Pie say ....

.... I Taut I Taw A Puddy Twat

This news item is dead. It's pushing up the daisies etc. etc.

I was gonna say... if they did a really thorough search, they'd probably find the rest of the mining team

Are they sure it wasn't a fish hawk?

Who would have thought that Paris Hilton knows someone in an Irish prison?

They also found a contraband plasma TV in one major criminal's cell. Omigod, are we dealing with a whale here?