.....that nasty terrorist types have concealed bombs in roadside speed camera housings.

I quite like the idea of a 'disruptor' having a go at a gatso....

I rather like the idea of Sussex under Jihadi rule. Liven the place up a bit.

You know, black sticker with yellow text reading:

"Not a bomb"

Mmm... That would work, wouldn't it.

But, sussex, and as you mentioned specifically Crawley, isn't so quaint and safe as you seemingly expect: "Five men have been convicted of plotting to bomb targets in London and Kent. One of those found guilty was Jawad Akbar, from Crawley." - BBC News.

Weren't Kingon weapons called disruptors? Having watched Startrek, I think I'd prefer to be blown up. At least there's a chance I might survive.

Has anyone checked the Sussex Bat Group for links with Al-queda?

I'm not a card-carrying conspiracy theorist (of course they are organised) but even I can see a couple of ways this could still be part of some dastardly plot, from de-sensitising people to packages under bridges, to using bats to spread bio-weapons, to simply disrupting infrastructure and making the authorities appear (more) incompetent.

If they arent trying to get you, its through lack of imagination on their part. Whoever "they" might be.

A bat detector !

Gazooks Batman!

Don't tell the Joker