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Comments on: Russians tell aliens to suck on a fat one

For God's sake! 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 14:08 GMT

I know it may have sounded like a good idea to run a "cock gag" theme (wranking-cock, downloader-small-coc and now this), but surely there's only so much cock you can expect us to take in one day?

Oops, sorry....

Tim

Stupid Story, Reg Stoops to nonsense. 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 14:30 GMT

Must be a VERY slow news day. Going to chance the name of the "rag " to The Register Tabloid"??

Dick 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 14:45 GMT

If you're Google.

Cock comes up as Петух - knew googles translations would actually work for something one day!

Cock 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 14:48 GMT

or "Dick" if you're google.

Cock is listed as Петух

Knew I'd find something on the translation service one day that worked!

Thanks, Beavis, and thank you too, Butthead 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 21:31 GMT

Heh...heh-heh...he said "suck"...heh-heh...heh-heh-heh

Only one meaning 

Posted Wednesday 2nd May 2007 22:00 GMT

Just a little more info on this exciting topic. Unlike "cock", "хуй" has only one meaning. It is meant to be a vulgar word in all contexts. Also, it means the same thing in other slavic languages as well - so many peoples can now rejoice in seeing their favorite word in Yahoo maps !

Additionally, a very useful but often neglected property of this word, is that it can be spelled in latin alphabet like this = "xyu", and thus cleverly disguised as a mathematical equation.

How they did it. 

Posted Thursday 3rd May 2007 09:06 GMT

A story (in Russian only comments, but with pictures) how they have done with this gag:

http://3bl3bl.livejournal.com/89141.html

Russian Graffiti 

Posted Thursday 3rd May 2007 15:37 GMT

I'm all for it. While some may argue this was a pointless stunt, it is also harmless. And, in my opinion, funny and amusing...

Finally!!! 

Posted Friday 4th May 2007 23:46 GMT

... Conclusive proof that someone in Russia actually does have a sense of humor!

If that spells cock! 

Posted Tuesday 8th May 2007 16:15 GMT

If xyn spells cock I wonder what spells pompous bellend, Which is what most of these people complaining on the no IT angle are :)

Stupid Story, Reg Stoops to nonsense 

Posted Friday 11th May 2007 00:05 GMT

Shurely the shortest stoop in living memory?

I'll get me coat

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