We're very much obliged to Jonathan Horner for alerting us to some suspect file naming down at footie governing body Fifa's homepage (http://www.fifa.com/en/index.html), which "keeps tripping our internet filter alerts", as he puts it:

(http://www.fifa.com/en/index.html)

Hmmmm. We're pretty certain that in this case (and Reg regulars will remember the Worcestershire Health Authority minge outrage (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/18/health_website/)) this is supposed to read "fifa_wranking_coke.jpg". If not, heads will roll, and no messing.

Just in case, we have made our dossier available to the relevant authority - an internationally-reknowned artist whose passion for football, wranking and cock is unrivalled. ®

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