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Ann Summers love egg fails to crack Cyprus

Island deprived of 'serious clitoral lovin'

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Cypriot readers in search of some "serious clitoral lovin" in the form of a remote-controlled "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg" featuring "three speeds and four pulse settings", are advised not to bother looking for tablecloth-clenching ecstasy down at Ann Summers:

Anne Summers love egg: marked "Not for use in Cyprus"

Quite what Cyprus has done to be deprived of the possibility of an orgasmic "dinner à deux" is a mystery, although we suspect local wireless stimulation laws may have something to do with it. ®

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Thanks to Philip Tanner for the tip-off. He claims: "Don't ask me how (I honestly don't know) but I got myself onto the Ann Summers email mailing list." A likely story.

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