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What tickles Intel veep Steve Smith

IDF "Having enthusiasts play with our parts is our goal here..."

Steve Smith,
Vice President and Director,
Digital Enterprise Group, Intel

Intel's Steve Smith
Make this man happy - play with his parts, now

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I wonder..

Would that be your 65nm parts, or your 45nm parts?

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Anonymous Coward

...Just for completeness' sake...

If you listen carefully you will be able to hear Windows fan boys across the world sighing wistfully at the thought of Bill Gates saying just that one day.

-or-

If you listen carefully you will be able to hear Linux fan boys across the world sighing wistfully at the thought of Linus Torvalds saying just that one day.

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Small parts?

Wow, the chip is smaller than his eyebrow!

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Anonymous Coward

With those eyebrows

You have got to be joking....

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Anonymous Coward

The beast in men

That is a man whose eyebrows naturally meet in the middle - he has shaved the area of union, but it is growing back.

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