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Comments on: ATM blagger cuffed after artificial leg falls off

Sue! Sue! 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 11:06 GMT

What's the bet that the crim gets to sue the manufacturer of the leg for "loss of income" and "critical failure of product" as he was the only one that didn't get away, while his fully-legged friends make quick their escape?

El Reg Syndicated now ?? 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 11:41 GMT

I have noticed that for the last week or so, your 'human interest' stories and a couple of your slightly more 'technical' articles of a broad interest have been showing up regularly and in a highly timely manner on CNN.

Copyright wise and such I can only assume that El Reg now has an added source of income from CNN.

Nah - he hasn't got a leg to stand on .. 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 13:43 GMT

I'd walk away from that one if I were him. Umm..

:-)

I've heard of the One Armed Bandit, but that's ridiculous! 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 15:25 GMT

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Never happen... 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 15:51 GMT

Any lawyer would tell him that it would never stand up in court.

losing limbs 

Posted Thursday 12th April 2007 16:57 GMT

The Bader link reminds me of the joke about the pilot who crashed in Germany during WWII. He was badly injured to the point that every couple of days the German doctors had to remove another limb due to infection. Before each limb was removed the pilot would ask if the doctors could package it up and send it home to England. While the doctors thought the request odd, they complied. Finally, the doctors had removed all limbs but his right arm. They approached him with the bad news that this would also have to be removed, and he made his usual request. "Nein" the doctors replied. "The gestapo thinks you're trying to escape"

How appropriate.. 

Posted Friday 13th April 2007 00:01 GMT

... that this story should end up in 'Bootnotes' :)

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