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On another note... is this again not just a premature April fools joke? If not.. I pity the young of Las Vegas.

"Have no fear though. El Reg's technical experts are working on a possible solution, which will probably involve a 50 foot genetically-enhanced pair of blond groupie twins."

Um, this is Michael Jackson remember...

like other faded British stars, he's upped sticks and gone to Vegas.

"Have no fear though. El Reg's technical experts are working on a possible solution, which will probably involve a 50 foot genetically-enhanced pair of blond groupie twins."

May I ask the simulated age and sex of the blond groupie twins?

I think 'The Reg' is referring to these two. I'm not that hip to the star thing. (Even had to Google 'blond twin groupie' to make sense of this.)

The only way that would work is if they were white, male and aged around 10 years old.

I thought it was called "Burning Man". I understand it is quite the festival.

South

Park

Barbara

Streisand

Megastreisand, Megastreisand ... I'm sure you remember the tune...