Virgin goes down on clients
Droopy hardware makes bankers flaccid
(1 August 2000)

Come on punk, spoil my day
Intel and AMD piss on each other's chips
(6 November 2000)

Woman gets mobile phone stuck up back orifice
Ring my ring game goes horribly wrong
(14 February 2001)

My Internet love is a corpse-hoarding granny
The dangers of online dating were never so clear
(22 February 2001)

Buy an Entrepreneur Wife on eBay
Wife auction goes titsup
(14 December 2001)

Man burns penis with laptop
Yes, yes, but what make?
(22 November 2002)

Oktoberfest nurse in fairground porn shoot outrage
'Sociological experiment' ends in the cells
(27 September 2005)

God fails to save idiot in lion enclosure
Dutch heron drowns bunny - World Cup omen?
(11 June 2006)

Welshman in 12 pint cider binge goat death ride
Kid-napping ends in tragedy
(10 August 2006)

Witchdoctor orders Serb to have sex with hedgehog
Sonic pin ball
(15 September 2006)

HP's CEO: 'I'm so sorry' that this got out
Dunny flushed
(22 September 2006)

Mobile snap nails dog sex man
Wife catches hubby with pit bull terrier
(23 October 2006)

Psychedelic toad licking dog in rehab
Owners tell of amphibian addiction hell
(30 October 2006)

Underpaid aliens bond over donkey sex
Collision mangles Bugatti, vapourises planet
(6 March 2007)

New Yorkers get an eyeful of beaver
It's been a while
(23 Feb 2007)

Yahoo! red-faced! over! curry! blog! ripoff!
Blames its out-saucer
(9 March 2007)

Rare flaw sighted in OpenBSD kernel
Thar she overflows
(15 March 2007)

Plastic surgeon sucks out belly dancer's buttock
£12,000 damages for half-arsed liposuction
(16 March 2007)

The SANS of Mars
Imaging the Red Planet at 2GB a time
(23 March 2007)

Image spam fattens junk mail
Does my bum look big in this?
(26 March 2007)