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Two thirds of Hungarians polled for their opinion of dole-scrounging immigrants from Piresa demanded "absolutely no asylum" for the parasitic newcomers, Ananova reports.

This came as a bit of a surprise to opinion research institute Tarki, which carried out the probe, since the country of Piresa is fictional. Tarki said: "We were surprised that two thirds of the interviewees demanded absolutely no asylum for Piresans, accused them of being spongers, and agreed they should be sent home immediately."

Hungary is, Ananova says, "repeatedly listed as one of the most xenophobic countries in the Europe". Ninety per cent of the locals "strictly rejected the idea of any further immigration in a recent poll", presumably concerned at the menacing tide of Piresans washing up on their shores. ®

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The truth behind the truth....

I would like to reinterate the comments posted 18:45. I would also like to amplify the message explicitly that was stated implicitly: The Piresans are to blame!

Why is nobody else making the connection between the Piresians and the healthcare system? Thank you, my friend who posted at 18:45, for making the connection between the Piresians and the educational system. There must be some reason why the educational system is being defunded and the Piresans.

Rumor has it that the Prime Minister's wife is Piresan. This may in fact be the reason why he has defiled the Hungarian name with his vile lies.

Thank you again, 18:45, for being a perfect example of the true Hungarian spirit!

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The truth is...

I have to correct a few errors about Hungary. While the one tank with no shells is actually true (and it was even taken by some anti government protestors), the army is still functioning. They are deployed in Afganistan and the rest of them is currently used as riot police to stop protests against the current government.

The problem is that the government annonuced that they will dismantle the government owned healthcare and educational system, while moving money out from the state owned pension fund. There are plans to get 1 million asian immigrants, that will change more than 10% percent of the population within one year, while expecting that some native hungarians will immigrate to western countries.

Oh, and the original scandal that caused the uprising was when all this got out, and the prime minister said that he was lieing during the elections and he won't step down but do all the 'reforms' above. (and he also stole some of the state's money, but refuses to give it back because he did it 17 years ago and now he is among the richest men in the country which means he can't be prosecuted)

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