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But what we need to know is... 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 13:45 GMT

...do the ladies find 'him' attractive?

If so, please could you link to a high-resolution version that I can print out and sellotape to my face.

So its Nicolas Cage to be the next Bond 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 14:27 GMT

It really looks like Nicolas Cage. After his showing in Ghost Rider maybe he's up for the challenge, maybe he can redeem himself for the Wicker Man fiasco.

Tut tut... 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 14:45 GMT

Tut tut tut... Any fule kno that Bond resembles Hoagy Carmichael with a scar down one cheek...

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fleming007impression.jpg

""[Bond] reminds me rather of Hoagy Carmichael, but there is something cold and ruthless"."

Vesper Lynd

The Lost Baldwin? 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 14:45 GMT

Looks to me like they've created an image of a lost Baldwin brother. Can Alec Baldwin do a convincing Scottish/American accent?

Cheers, Tony.

Shades of Virtual Light? 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 15:05 GMT

I think that William Gibson first mooted this idea back in 1983 in the novel Virtual Light.

The authorities tracked down missing persons by asking if the person looked like anybody famous.

They then trawled newsites etc to identify sitings of the celeb, thus enabling them to track down the misper fairly quickly.

In the books Ian Fleming always said... 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 15:09 GMT

...Bond looked like Singer Hoagy Carmichael.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoagy_Carmichael

...who does look more Connery than Craig.

Could the researchers not have just read the books, and saved themselves the bother?

Nah 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 15:36 GMT

It looks like a very young Christopher Lee.

Looks rather like "Big Brother" 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 16:22 GMT

He reminds me of a younger version of "Big Brother" from the movie adaptation of George Orwell's "1984". License to kill indeed...

I know who that is! 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 16:46 GMT

It's South Africa's favourite supporting actor -- Arnold Vosloo!

http://imdb.com/name/nm0903677/

Hoagy Carmichael? 

Posted Tuesday 6th March 2007 16:57 GMT

"See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fleming007impression.jpg"

Looks to me more like Basil Fawlty than Hoagy Carmichael.

Now there's a Bond to dream about. If only they had dumped Roger Moore and picked up John Cleese...

-Rick

Its Chris Sarandon 

Posted Wednesday 7th March 2007 12:43 GMT

Its a young Chris Sarandon (as he looked in "Princess Bride" or "Fright Night").

Dax Sheperd 

Posted Friday 9th March 2007 12:46 GMT

Has a resemblance of Dax Sheperd, from Without a Paddle

http://imdb.com/name/nm1009277/

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