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Comments on: Nuke boffin touts miracle wiper cloth

Uh-Oh.. 

Posted Monday 5th March 2007 16:19 GMT

I can see the advert now..

"Try our new miracle cloth designed by US nuclear weapons scientists..

One wipe and BANG!!! - The dirt is gone.

Along with everything in a 40-mile radius."

the emperor's new cloth 

Posted Monday 5th March 2007 17:05 GMT

wow! just one wipe and it's as if there was nothing there to begin with!

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