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New Zealanders flock to AdultSheepFinder.com

'The World's Largest Sheep Sex Personals Community'

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New Zealanders are flocking to an exciting new online initiative aimed at connecting sheep fanciers with their perfect date - AdultSheepFinder.com (NSFW).

The ovine-lovers resource is evidently a big hit down there in NZ, with around 100 per cent of the current worldwide membership of 20,333 coming from the set of Lord of the Rings.

The site boasts:

With AdultSheepFinder you can meet sexy sheep in your area at the touch of a button!

Find the right sheep for you from our extensive database and try to arrange with their owners for a sexy encounter!

Explore the erotic lifestyle of millions of sheeplovers through our Nude Sheep Photos, we even have hundreds of Sexy Webcam Sheep online everyday!

Marvellous. Just to rub it in, the wags behind this bit of NZ-baiting offer only "New Zealand" in the drop-down list of countries in their "Search Our Members" facility, and further advise: "If you would like to know more about Sheep Shagging we can recommend the following literature- Lonely Planet - New Zealand Edition.

Enraged New Zealanders can spare themselves a whois search on the domain, since the perpetrators of AdultSheepFinder.com are keeping their heads well down. Which means, of course, that they're almost certainly Australian. ®

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Latest Comments

Craig McCormick?

What kind of English name is that?

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Kiwi guy upset

I can take the jibes and all the ribbing you lot throw my way. The constant jokes and barbs I've came accustom to over the years. But, to show my girlfriend in all her glory is just one step to far....

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Wot no Wales?

Somebody had to, so I mailed the site owners explaining that the Welsh also enjoy the label 'Sheep shagger' ande the courteous people at AdultSheepFinder dot com have acknowledged this omission and will be including Wales in the country drop down list.

And the Welsh say that we English never do anything for them!

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