Web mobilises to honour Anna Nicole Smith
'R.I.P. you sweet angel of my heart'
The tragic news that the world is this morning poorer to the tune of one pair of 38DD breasts has moved netizens to honour Anna Nicole Smith in time-honoured web tradition.
First up, try "The official Anna Nicole Smith dies website", which tearfully declares: "May angels guide u on ur path to heaven to see ur son and that old dude u killed."
This heartfelt sentiment has, naturally, already provoked a flurry of comments, including "She was the greatest living human of all time. R.I.P. you sweet angel of my heart", "Taken from us before she was poor enough to do hardcore :( RIP", xxx and "But how much of her will actually be able to organic enough to decompose?"
Bless. The Photoshop crowd, meanwhile, wasted no time in mobilising its silicone implant filter, as the photo shown above demonstrates, while net wags got busy with defacing the Anna Nicole Wikipedia entry, which is now locked down against further fiddling.
And in case you were wondering whether the period of international mourning for Ms Smith will affect the relentless march of capitalism, fear not. Down at eBay, you can snap up a pair of Anna Nicole Smith autographed red panties or, touchingly, a memorial Anna Nicole Smith fridge magnet which is "great for car, tool box, refrigerator, any smooth steel surface".
Yes, hard as it is, life must go on. We'll leave the final word on tragic Anna Nicole Smith to one fan who was moved to post: "Sweet noble Anna, the 39 short years you spent with us seemed like 3,900. Which, coincidentally, was your cholesterol level." ®
Leave Her Alone
This is wrong to make light of a serious situation. That woman just wanted to live her life. Though at times her behavior seemed odd. She was human, and look at her childhood. Her mother not teaching morrals most teach their children. I blame that crazy lady. Then tries to take Anna's baby, why so history could repeat itself, I really hope not.
Anna Nicole, you truly made us laugh, wonder, and cry.
May you and your son reunite together and watch over that sweet baby girl, whose has lost her wonderful mother that all know loved her dearly.
Anna Nicole and Daniel
You will always be remembered.
Not quite as bad as this site in the article
Not quite as bad as this site in the article, but they are getting in on the act to.
People have actualy left flowers for her. I wonder if that will happen when jade from big brother dies..
search engine glee
I bet the directors of Google, Yahoo! and the like are rubbing their hands at the thought of selling related advertising.
Anyone dying is sad but it shows the mentality of a lot of the weirdos using the net.