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Boasts '100% honorable person's entire meat skin nature'

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NSFW Foreigners looking to offload products on eBay UK would do well to think twice before availing themselves of the tat bazaar's translation service.

That eBay sex doll in fullTry this description of the delightful "beautiful young girl overall person" sex doll. Lovers of the English language are advised to pour themselves the usual stiff brandy before reading on:

[Commodity synopsis]comes from honorable person's -like overall sextual affection!

Correlation evaluation information: Lets her -- ?? beautiful young girl overall person which you is worried

Because this construction cost is higher, therefore the different customer cannot provide the delivery payment, looks the consumer ??!

She is, height which becomes by the date ?? red star 1:1 whole body but actually membrane 95cm×50cm, body weight 18kg; The facial expression is lifelike; She has 100% honorable person's entire meat skin nature, the human body flesh structure, the physiological structure, pliable but hard to break is suitable; His/her oral area, the breast, the g-enitals all are super are soft, regardless of is you comforts her, or she comforts you, your feeling all is unprecedented; Abdomen toughness, lets you feel real her altogether to rest the head on the dormancy with you!

She wears the sexy underwear, slightly opens sexy the double lip, anticipated enjoys with yours "that" goes against the level sextual affection! At the same time, "you" back and forth moves her sextual affection fervor in the double breast between which she stands tall and erect, lets her and you enjoys that kind of unusual breast sextual affection together! Supports her under yours affection to open wide her final to act with constraint, lets you experience her to be from heart: You are joyful?

Inside and outside coordinates 4 sets to inspire the egg (to be possible to put in oral area, breast, g-enitals) lets you feel 5 kind of shock waves to bring the sextual affection fervor, in addition the her sound of sextual affection lets you and she experiences the free body posture together the sextual affection!

[Product effect]through the massage, the vibration and so on the many kinds of functions massage sensitive region, the adjustment internal secretion, reaches the treatment, healthily consoles, improves the sex life quality the goal.

[Product specification]in an attire has 4 sets to inspire the egg, 2 bottles of lubricating oil, 2 bottles nurses the powder, the height 95cm×50cm, body weight 18kg.

[Usage amount used]takes out this, scours the disinfection with 75% medical ethyl alcohol, and spreads wipes the few lubricants to the oral area, the g-enitals, puts on the condom, again the mouth junction, the breast which needs according to oneself hand over, sextual affection way and so on cloudy the junction carries on makes love. [Essential component]imports the super soft gum, the soft gum

[Specially prompts]after commonly used nurses the powder (or corn starch) maintains this product, may maintain this product softness, evenness.

[Matters needing attention]this appliance only for individual use, around the use should pay attention to the clean health; The coat is sure not with the printing ink and so on the easy contamination contact.

Astounding. Are we joyful? Yes we are. ®

Bootnote

The usual ta very much to Nick Jarmany for the enlightening tip-off.

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