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Comments on: Clarins unveils anti-aging satellite defender

Surely this is purest bull$%^& in a can? 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 14:29 GMT

I exposed some water to 900Mhz radiation and it hardly changed at all, in fact it didn't do anything. You can now buy my tap water in cans for only 20quid, 10 pounds less than Clarins' offering. And obviously because it does less when exposed to artificial EM means it must be better for you.

What is this so called head of research talking about...

I hope they have one of those "effects seen on 1 out of 13,348 test subjects" disclaimers on their TV ad campaign.

Affect? 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 14:37 GMT

"Artificial Electromagnetic Waves are present 24 hours a day and effect men’s skin as well as women’s!"

Effect? So it actually *creates* skin? Even more amazing. Unless of course they mean "affect"...

John

Finally a product just for me! 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 15:02 GMT

Since I am a gullible female who loves attractively packaged cosmetic products and also an engineer working with radar!

900Mhgz 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 15:45 GMT

This is a belated attempt to jump on the mobile/cell/phone radation band wagon it is so pathetic it makes me want to spit

:-{0

Another electromagnetic blocking product! 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 16:42 GMT

http://www.garnier.co.uk/_en/_gb/our_products/products_trade.aspx?tpcode=OUR_PRODUCTS%5EPRD_SUNCARE%5EUV_SKI%5EUV_SKI_BENEFITS

And this one copes with wave-particle duality, too!

Wow! 

Posted Friday 19th January 2007 17:59 GMT

Tinfoil Hats in a can, what will they think of next?!

Saw this in House of Fraser yesterday... 

Posted Saturday 20th January 2007 09:49 GMT

... and almost fell over I was laughing so hard. My wife suggested I should go and 'discuss' the theoretical nature of the effect of the spray with one of the ladies on the counter - but I decided that sort of battle of intellects would be akin to rottweiler vs poodle ;-)

You couldn't make it up...

Clarins 

Posted Saturday 20th January 2007 14:38 GMT

Does this mean I don't have to wear the foil helmet anymore?

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