FoTW Surprise, surprise: our illuminating piece yesterday on possible uses for a dead iPhone provoked a supernova-strength explosion of indignation among the Macheads. Rudee kindly took time from cracking one off over his iPod to write:

You are fucking negative arsehole!!! - Blog this

Geny Gonzales, meanwhile, felt driven to comment:

Why don't you showe VISTA and ZUNE up your shitty ass or shitty mouth.

That's "shove", Geny. Get yourself a dictionary. And a life. ®