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BOFH 2006: Complete and utter detox

Talkin' bout a resolution

By Team Register

Posted in BOFH, 2nd January 2007 16:30 GMT

Watch Now : Virtual Machine Movement with Hyper-V

17 minutes of goodwill [1]
Episode 1 Happy New Year

The Way of the Hammer [2]
Episode 2 Engineers are great!

'Did you know..?' [3]
Episode 3 Yes, we did - we're Systems and Networks

Automated attendant abuse [4]
Episode 4 'I'm sorry, that serial number is not recognised'

Headhunted [5]
Episode 5 'A wonderful opportunity'

BOFH takes a leaf from Captain Kirk's log [6]
Episode 6 New recruit lost on unexplored planet

Birthday present backfire [7]
Episode 7 Snap...happy?

Being root [8]
Episode 8 Seminar sabotage

A change in tone [9]
Episode 9 Insert this, way up

Feral access points [10]
Episode 10 Wild, untamed...

Clear and present danger [11]
Episode 11 When loop pile carpet attacks

Dumping old crap [12]
Episode 12 Your room, your responsibility!

Headcase [13]
Episode 13 A law unto himself

Dear Valuable VIP Customer [14]
Episode 14 Licence renewal

Interview with a CEO [15]
Episode 15 Witnesses, what witnesses?

That security thang [16]
Episode 16 A journey, not a destination

Power down blues [17]
Episode 17 Averse altruism

Blast from the past [18]
Episode 18 Old flame ignites trouble

Union 'negotiations' [19]
Episode 19 'It's not about the money'

Dr Bastard's lab challenge [20]
Episode 20 Mickey Mouse inventions

Double whammy [21]
Episode 21 No time to argue

Champion of culture [22]
Episode 22 Get rid of what to cut costs?

Go on then, subcontract us... [23]
Episode 23 But pay the price

Lawsuit ahoy! [24]
Episode 24 You can't sue us!

Office politics [25]
Episode 25 A disturbance in the force

Bastard gets fired [26]
Episode 26 An undocumented bonus

The Bastard and the Mouse [27]
Episode 27 BOFH's guide to procurement

The computer whisperer [28]
Episode 28 Hex-eptional sense

Out on the lash [29]
Episode 29 Smooth operators

Retirement plan [30]
Episode 30 It's as easy as ones and zeros

Unconventional interview [31]
Episode 31 How many pints did you say you can drink?

Pulling a computer survey swifty [32]
Episode 32 Five grand for your silence

The mystery of the impenetrable data safe [33]
Episode 33 Impenetrable? Yeah right

Let the games begin [34]
Episode 34 'Building the perfect games beast on the company dime'

Armageddon [35]
Episode 35 MoD pays a visit in computer bunker hunt

Goes virtual [36]
Episode 36 Why not to put all your blades in one basket

Data wiping hell [37]
Episode 37 Operation computer clean up

Dessert storm [38]
Episode 38 Guerrilla warfare

When non-IT people make IT decisions [39]
Episode 39 Brace for impact

IT services review [40]
Episode 40 'Lending a hand' to the CEO

The Bastard and the IT training budget [41]
Episode 41 Viral marketing

The most important user in the world... [42]
Episode 42 Is that a rocking horse in your bedroom?

Looting Christmas treasure [43]
Episode 43 Foiled

The Bastard's guide to airport security [44]
Episode 44 PFY plays guinea pig

Previously...

BOFH 2005: All you can eat [45]
36 courses of meaty goodness

BOFH 2004: The whole shooting match [46]
That fun-filled year in full

BOFH 2003: Year Book [47]
Fun for all the family

BOFH 2002: A Reader's Digest [48]
Travelling Companion

2001: A BOFH Odyssey [49]
BOFH Yearbook

BOFH 2K: The kit and caboodle [50]
That was the year that was... in full

The Compleat BOFH Archives 95-99 [51]

And there's more...

BOFH merchandising at Cash'n'Carrion. [52]