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Do Artificial Intelligence Chatbots look like their programmers?

It's Reg vs Rollo

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In the transcript that follows, "The Register" is played by me, and "Rollo" is played by Jabberwacky programmer Rollo Carpenter.

You be the judge.

Rollobot: I should point out some errors:

Rollobot: Firstly, there are not 5 million lines. Three weeks ago there were 10 million, and now 11.

Rollobot: More importantly, though you can argue that the whole thing is "feints and shimmies" if you like (until you're blue in the face!), none of them are "deployed to change the subject and confuse the questioner". There are no "pre-programmed rhetorical tricks". The only way the AI - yes, the AI - knows how to say anything is from the context of the occurrence of lines in past conversations - whole conversations. In limited a sense it is building an understanding of the language, which is entirely different to a pre-programmed approach.

Rollobot: Yes, for practical reasons it works at the sentence level.

Contest: Man vs Machine

Rollobot: Yes, even more inevitably, it as yet omits other sensory input that it needs to build its understanding of the world.

Rollobot: Yes, it's an imitator of others' intelligence, with nothing going on that we would think of as thinking.

Rollobot: But Yes, that's what I've always said.

The air cleared, the pet-vestigation began in earnest.

Reg: When you use the words "artificial intelligence", and the public hears the words "artificial intelligence", are they being stupid when they assume that you're talking about intelligence... that's artificial?

Rollobot: OK, be a pedant if you like. The Artificial Intelligence I describe definitely is bringing some degree of intelligence to machines. Hence the term. Hence it being applied to everyone else working in the field too. An imitative AI is not, though, bringing all of what we think of as intelligence to the table, hence my point that the Turing Test passing machine will not truly be intelligent. Note "truly". It implies, that all of intelligence is on the table.

Reg: Thank you. So it means one thing on the table and one thing on the field.

Reg: We can agree there isn't any intelligence here, but you persist in using the term AI. If I'm not mistaken, when you use the term AI, it's like Lewis Carroll, and AI means whatever you want it to mean. But imitation is not intelligence.

Rollobot: Words constantly have different meanings, and different degrees of meaning in different contexts. You should know that if you're a writer.

Reg: I'm quite aware of that, because the fate of the business depends on it - I'm sure you're passingly familiar with British libel law and its consequences. So I have a duty to use words responsibly. Would you agree the meaning of something can be found, to a greater or lesser degree, in its consequences?

Rollobot:

Reg: So to return to question you have avoided (like Joan - I'm beginning to see a pattern here) when you use the words "artifical intelligence" but you don't mean intelligence, shouldn't you add a qualification?

Rollobot:

Reg: - Is there a picture of you we can use?

Rollobot: I'm not sure why I'd want a picture of me on a critical piece, particularly. And I'm not sure why you'd want it, given that it must surely be old news by now?

Reg: The BBC used one and we'd be feeling very left out if we didn't too.

Reg: - If you could wind back the clock to, say, 1961 and design AI course work and direct investment, what would you do differently?

Contest: Man vs Machine

Rollobot:

Rollobot:

Rollobot: I don't mind criticism at all. I was objecting to incorrect facts, ones that you have continued to ignore.

Reg:

Reg: I don't see any incorrect facts - remember this is your space to respond fully.

Rollobot:

Rollobot:

Rollobot:

Our very important conclusion

The Rollobot is far more polite and agreeable than his software creations at Jabberwacky. On a human scale, he quite exceeds the robo-responses and random replies we've gathered from earlier samples - donated by Gary Numan, Larry Lessig, and a large number of storage vendors over the years. With more practice, Rollo-bot should certainly be thinking of taking the Turing Test one day (which you can't say for Gary or Larry).

man_und_mutt

Nevertheless the evasiveness and prickly character seem to have transferred from Rollo unto Joan (and George).

"We are as Gods... " Stewart Brand famously wrote in his introduction to the Whole Earth Catalog in 1968, the bible for generations of digital utopians. "... And might as well good at it."

Sure, Stew. When Artificial Intelligence ever gets beyond those tricky adolescent years - give us a call.

Woof.®

Bootnote: Years ago, the internet polymath and James Joyce expert Jorn Barger was laughed out of the AI community for suggesting that the programmers draw their inspiration from reducing human nature to a few dozen narratives, or psychological primitives - much like astrology or the i-Ching. That's a whole heap of other trouble - but it can't be worse than this crap. Your time may yet come, Jorn.

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