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Lamborghini vs Asus: at a glance

Lamborghini Gallardo

Top speed 315kmph

Acceleration 0-100kmg in 4.2s

Engine 10 cylinder, 4 valve

Gearbox 6-speed
plus reverse

TurboCharger Yes

Weight 1430kg (minus fuel)

Dimensions 4300 x 1900 x 1165mm

Clarkson appeal

Asus VX1

Top speed 2GHz

3D Acceleration 2246 3Dmarks

Engine Intel Core Duo

Graphics Nvidia GeForce Go 7400 VX
 

TurboCache Yes

Weight 2.4kg (minus battery)

Dimensions 331 x 272 x 26mm

Clarkson appeal

Latest Comments

Clarkson appeal?!

I think you'll find that Jeremy has previously stated quite categorically that he hates computers with a passion, I think he'd probably use an AK47 on this kind of crap, overpriced, penile extension machine.

Rate this laptop in the same place as I would my penis enlargement pill spam, thats right Junk.

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Hmm.

It's no Macbook pro is it...

Lambourgini's look good, this is another PC with a coloured lid.

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