Original URL: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/09/22/phone_bax_attack/
Phone box attacks man with broken bottle
Telecoms terror, Manchester style
Posted in Science, 22nd September 2006 13:56 GMT
Watch Now : Virtual Machine Movement with Hyper-V
Updated Forget the threat to humanity posed by Spaniard-swallowing cyberkiosks [1]: it's evident the Lizard Army has deployed a far more dangerous version of the murderous telecoms cubicle, viz: the bottle-wielding Mancunian attack phone box [2]:
[3]
Chilling stuff indeed. Fellow neoLuddite Resistance Army members in Manchester are advised to take the usual precautions against homicidal phone box attack: laser pulse plasma rifle and kevlar vest. You have been warned. ®
Update
The Lizard Army's BBC operatives moved quickly to cover their tracks on this one: the story now reads "The 19-year-old man was attacked near a phone box..."
Bootnote
Thanks to NRA scout Adam Barraclough for the intelligence.