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FoTW Last Friday we ran a revealing piece on the unfortunate tale of an old timer in Dorset who fell down a manhole and whose cries for help were duly ignored by his fellow Brits.

A damning indictment on UK society today, to be sure, and one which had this Canadian reaching for the angry tablets:

Having read this article, I am beginning to think that maybe the Muslims are right and the west is evil.

After reading about your associates who would have stolen the guy's car and cell phone, I am inclinde to think that perhaps amputation of the left hand for theft is not such a bad idea after all.

Your associates are the worst kind of assholes, and I hope never to have the misfortune of being in their disgusting presence.

Wishing you all the very worse in life, because you are a bunch of dickheads, who desever no better.

Ron

Sigh. I could respond to this invective at some length, but I've just noticed out of the window that one of the Vulture Central ad sales boys is trying to steal the 3G phone which I ill-advisedly left on my car's dashboard. Back as soon as I've chopped the disgusting bastard's hands off... ®

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