Daleks prepare invasion of Google Earth
Interdimensional portal menaces Netherlands
Our Dutch readers, and particularly those living in Hilversum, are hereby warned that they should immediately arm themselves with pulse plasma rifles and prepare to defend their homeland from interdimensional attack:
Yup, it looks like the Daleks are poised to exploit this rift in the space/time continuum. Or possibly, some local Blofeld has developed a ground-based, satellite-busting solar terror weapon. Either way, the future of humanity is at stake. Stay vigilant. ®
Thanks to reader Ralph for the tip-off.
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