[1]Online gambling outfit Golden Palace Casino has confirmed its status as the world's leading consumer of eBay tat by securing the half-eaten Britney Spears egg salad sandwich for a modest $520.

The partially-consumed nosh was offered [2], along with a rare Kevin Federline corn dog collectible, by a waiter who'd been working the tables at a "private music industry event".

A Golden Palace press release mentioned the possibility of cloning Britney - something we at Vulture Central had already explored [3].

Accordingly, the invoice is in the post and if Golden Palace pays up within 30 days we'll throw in a melted lard simulacrum which bears an uncanny resemblance to a nude Halle Berry mud wrestling with Janet Jackson. ®

Links

1. http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-egg-salad-sandwich-K-Fed-corndog-sealed_W0QQitemZ110025420159QQihZ001QQcategoryZ53240QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
2. http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-egg-salad-sandwich-K-Fed-corndog-sealed_W0QQitemZ110025420159QQihZ001QQcategoryZ53240QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
3. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/31/britney_sarnie/

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